I’m 35 and have not yet received a call to adventure and am starting to worry I’m not a protagonist— MichaelMeirSaltzman (@JustAddSaltz) May 14, 2019
Madori-kun, a wrestler with the floor plan of a studio apartment for a face, is the mascot of Sanpuku Real Estate Agency in Japan. pic.twitter.com/N88oehNkhk— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) May 13, 2019
— Chop Daily (@ChopDaily) May 13, 2019
Everyone got hit in the eye, apparently pic.twitter.com/HJZcZ8nVHj— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) May 13, 2019
Black girl magic at its finest 💪🏾🙌🏾 Get dunked on pic.twitter.com/UprZdh3C6y— 247 Live Culture (@247LC) May 12, 2019
Infinite Tucker pulls out a track & field rarity — a dive — to beat out his teammate (H/T @steph_steeples) pic.twitter.com/oJVc2TWfcU— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 12, 2019
My group chat style is that I can smell when someone has muted the thread and I'll remove them then instantly add them back, which voids their mute. It's like the reverse soft-block of iMessage. I'm also a very annoying friend. https://t.co/2NI2hDvAeD— Katie Notopoulos 🎈 (@katienotopoulos) May 14, 2019
Vigo The Carpathian clearly does not approve of me walking around ILM trying out this Snapchat filter pic.twitter.com/obCYHK3rR9— shawn kelly (@Shawnimator) May 15, 2019
may you tackle Tuesday with the determination of Peggy hauling an entire tree limb up a small hill pic.twitter.com/xv6zMGjn46— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) May 14, 2019
for those keeping score at home, this still isn't her record limb. flashback to November 2016: pic.twitter.com/E33DmYTnor— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) May 14, 2019
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