Even when things don't go right, make sure you do it in style pic.twitter.com/2L5kviAjTk— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) May 2, 2019
I'm convinced that Portland's first-half defensive strategy was to force the Nuggets to pass to wide-open shooters in the left corner so their bench could distract them with loud yelling— Mike Prada (@MikePradaSBN) May 2, 2019
samuel r delany invented a piece of punctuation called a simultaneity mark, which is an ellipses rotated 90°. a simultaneity mark between two sentences denotes that the sentences occur at the same time— Bryce Wilner (@BryceWilner) May 2, 2019
— Cursed Architecture (@CursedArchitect) May 1, 2019
Shinzo Abe has installed the beaver door-knocker he brought back from Canada pic.twitter.com/y7kZE3Bgik— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) May 2, 2019
Anjelica Huston’s response to a fifty-year-old bad review is INCREDIBLE pic.twitter.com/j8t45DsuWD— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) May 1, 2019
The beluga defects! “An alleged Russian spy whale is refusing to leave a Norwegian port city, in what appears to be a high-profile defection after a week of global attention on the unnamed beluga” https://t.co/x0GTiy4wb1— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) May 2, 2019
WE HAVE OUR FIRST SIGHTING OF THE @SJGiants CHURRO STRIPED PANTS AND IT’S EVERYTHING I DREAMED IT COULD BE pic.twitter.com/KLGP6HAtiO— Minor League Promos (@MiLBPromos) May 3, 2019
Me on the planet Vormir hastily trying to fall in love with Red Skull so I can beat him at his own game— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 3, 2019
My "Legal sea foods" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign pic.twitter.com/pvopdVwyfp— jaan snow (@AntonioDRAMsci) May 3, 2019
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