me, buying up all the swords at my local store— ✨ magical dickgirl ✨ (@ImJuneFacts) March 15, 2020
me the next day, complaining to the new york times that i can’t find anyone to sell my swords to pic.twitter.com/NEnIWcTBs1
me, partying with all my swords at the swords festival— katherine morayati (@morayati) March 14, 2020
me, social distancing alone with my swords pic.twitter.com/8nlfVlD5Bf
— Will Stew (@willstew) March 14, 2020
Russia is one of the few countries still holding sporting events. Zenit St Petersburg fans sing “We’re all going to die!” https://t.co/LZkKZiV8X9— max seddon (@maxseddon) March 14, 2020
Florida woman who is also a top health administrator for the county goes on cruise amid worldwide coronavirus pandemic. https://t.co/h6hH0schTg pic.twitter.com/b8CCpXH9VI— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 13, 2020
Local falconer has just put out a call for any surplus rats that people might have, and now I feel like I'm in a proper mediaeval pestilence at last.— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) March 13, 2020
On the underground in London. We’re doing our best to keep a metre apart. Lots of nervous smiling. A lady has just sneezed, but, bless her, she put her entire head into her handbag to do so.— Gyles Brandreth (@GylesB1) March 13, 2020
I'd rewatch the entire Barcelona Olympics— Erynn Masi de Casanova (@Prof_Casanova) March 13, 2020
— Matt Mitchell (@olboyunclemitch) March 13, 2020