Behold mankind's greatest ever invention - the cat dryer / cabinet of bliss pic.twitter.com/8RMO0uYWcC— Fiona Lang (@fiona_lang) March 10, 2020
Providence’s mascot is nightmare material, but St. Francis’ mascot is right up there with him. pic.twitter.com/d9DyoCaYMf— Dan Gardella (@GardellaDan) March 7, 2020
Y'know, calling it "The Poseidon Adventure" was a really remarkable bit of spin from the Poseidon Cruise Line's PR department.— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) March 9, 2020
imagine being decisive enough to ever put a sticker on something????????? can't relate— wikipedia brown says #CancelConway (@eveewing) March 9, 2020
shout out to four year old me, who on hearing that i was having a sister suggested the name "iguanadon"— medieval birbs & modern pugs (@HalstedMedieval) March 9, 2020
when my parents said "that's not a girl's name," probably hoping i would go with a non-dinosaur, i changed my suggestion to "iguanadonna"
My kids are currently acting out a trial with their Legos. The first witness is named Mr. Popsicle.— Pamela Colloff (@pamelacolloff) March 8, 2020
My son, playing the defense attorney, cross-examining Mr. Popsicle: “But how could you have seen the crime when you were IN SOMEONE’S MOUTH??”
soon, all of our cars will be covered in a thick yellow film of “GOD, WHY”— Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat) March 10, 2020
soon, we shall all exhort the trees to get a goddamn room
but it is we who are in their room. helpless, hapless voyeurs
It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German commercial. It deserves a goddamn Oscar imho pic.twitter.com/vc5SqUOPhj— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) March 7, 2020
my cat got surgery and she kept tearing off her surgical cone so we got her a cone from amazon that’s a piece of bread pic.twitter.com/qxYvbSqDfX— emma (@tracesofswift) March 5, 2020
this is our farm dog Captain. he points at the chickens every day and we don’t know why lol pic.twitter.com/yvqp3EHks0— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) March 12, 2019
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