A friend of mine on FB typo’d and wrote “nopefully” which I propose we immediately adopt as shorthand for “I do not want that to happen”.— Mike Brooks (@MikeBrooks668) March 13, 2020
Status: unimpressed.— Sofía Martínez-Villalpando (@sofiabiologista) March 12, 2020
🎥 at the Miami Zoo by Kate Burn. pic.twitter.com/nRCQ3yL7Ae
Apologies to the drivers who saw me running after the #fatpony shouting bad swears around 3pm.— PintSizedFarmer (@PintSizedFarmer) March 12, 2020
We were moving sheep in her field & Candy got excited and charged THROUGH the flock, splitting them three ways & then for some unknown pony reason, chased them all out into the road.
I just got to the part where she explains it’s because of the fish smell from her job. Sorry!— Karina Longworth (@KarinaLongworth) March 14, 2020
— 𝙉𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙈 (@NUN1M) March 10, 2020
New York governor Andrew Cuomo was asked about St Patrick’s Day parades. The resulting Irish accent should be deemed illegal. pic.twitter.com/K4zgqiS66q— Stephen McNeice (@maccytothedee) March 11, 2020
never been happier I hit the "translate" button https://t.co/nhUNznZ2eF pic.twitter.com/K4USr9CP19— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) March 12, 2020
Important to listen to the experts, but bear in mind that my father (an anaesthetic consultant at the top of his game) once accidentally bought an Olympic size trampoline when drunk.— William Andrews (@Williamandrews) March 12, 2020
Loved to death... pic.twitter.com/8Z5eIhqiwI— jeremy haun (@jerhaun) March 12, 2020
dad just sent me this video pic.twitter.com/NqA8QPFzgk— shell from florida (@canalststation) March 12, 2020
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