me: i need to keep the cat off the counter— elle "thank god it's spring" the killer (@notfunnyelle) March 8, 2020
me: that's craz-
gran: tinfoil pic.twitter.com/EVykKAh40E
someday everyone will be able to immediately pick out all the millennial gravestones because everyone else's will be like "loving husband, wings of angels" and ours will be like— Brianna Shrum (@BriannaShrum) March 9, 2020
"a very good boi"
"she died doing what she loved: being murdered"
In honour of Oscar Isaac’s birthday, let’s revisit the best photo ever taken: pic.twitter.com/Plh6bnRaqQ— Jason Carlos (@jaarlos) March 9, 2020
Also in tears at Kevin Owens pointing out Angelo Dawkins to Seth Rollins right before Seth got absolutely wrecked pic.twitter.com/rEmGssaadU— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 9, 2020
Tip for new authors:— Rae Carson (@raecarson) March 9, 2020
Make sure your author signature is different from your legal signature.
This remains the most painfully accurate portrayal of a corporate job I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/g1pNRLjnHE— Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa) March 7, 2020
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER pic.twitter.com/4UZXiws4VK— Mae is gae (@theepictheymer) March 7, 2020
This has had me laughing all evening pic.twitter.com/a56uNUbLm6— Carter (@Cartersvisions) March 7, 2020
Bro I was just checking the wall. 😁😁— Figen.. (@TheFigen) March 8, 2020
When your pup doesn't like to get her face wet pic.twitter.com/lnEPY0tusI— badly drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) March 8, 2020
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