It's kinda surreal to see Venice affected by Coronavirus. We actually owe the word “quarantine” to the Venetian public health authorities of the 14th century. In the wake of the Black Death they required ships to lie off-shore in complete isolation for 40 days (quaranta = forty).— Jerome Roos (@JeromeRoos) March 9, 2020
Dr. Liu Kai rolls an 87- year old patient who has been inside Wuhan hospital for a month with #COVID19 to see the sunset. #humanity. pic.twitter.com/nxQEWNKmUY— Vijay Prashad (@vijayprashad) March 9, 2020
“Hi, do you have any rooms availalable for tonigh....”— ™fenwick (@tomdefeat) March 8, 2020
*squints*
“Actually, never mind” pic.twitter.com/1EbYbwqMTc
Angered by Italy's #COVID19 restrictions, at least twenty inmates managed to escape a prison in Foggia, @Agenzia_Ansa reports. Attempted jailbreaks and prison unrest also reported in Rome, Milan and Palermo. Geolocation of video: https://t.co/86HrvugC38. pic.twitter.com/HBbCd8rgzl— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) March 9, 2020
In Milan, prisoners took the roof of San Vittore prison. This video, verified by @Storyful's @ryan_padraic, shows that moment. Yesterday, a jailbreak attempt in Modena reportedly killed six people. pic.twitter.com/e8sl5EV1QV— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) March 9, 2020
Best SNL cold open of the season pic.twitter.com/xiKm7zQe1v— Jon Passantino (@passantino) March 9, 2020
It costs New York about $6/gallon to produce the hand sanitizer. It’s being made by prisoners at the Great Meadow correctional facility in Washington County, per Cuomo aide Kelly Cummings.— Jon Campbell (@JonCampbellGAN) March 9, 2020
No fans in Italy. @Cristiano gives fake high fives to air as he gets off the bus! pic.twitter.com/e69bpzJDIA— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 8, 2020
Jerry is annoyed his girlfriend only washes her hands the length of the Kit Kat jingle— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 7, 2020
George accuses a co-worker with allergies of having “corona cough”
Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend but he’s quarantined
Kramer starts making his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub
I know a lot of you are upset and worried about the world. Please, I implore you: this is not the time to try bangs.— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblat) March 9, 2020