excuse me the what river https://t.co/7Lakkte5jx— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) July 1, 2020
this is so fucked up funko pops are a plague pic.twitter.com/9TBd22kIJT— whiteclaws taste bad (@ilitarit) June 26, 2020
when i die, please bury me with all my stationary and unused notebooks. i might need them.— Nicole (@nicolewdc) June 27, 2020
why are these machines next to each other specifically 😠pic.twitter.com/YigkLaSn0J— Patricia Hernandez (@xpatriciah) June 28, 2020
— ShmoopsyPooh (@inflictions3) June 27, 2020
Just read the first chapter of my book to my nan. (She’s partially blind and can’t read anymore.)— Lia Louis (@LisforLia) June 27, 2020
Me: “he was wearing a crisp white shirt open at the collar”
Nan: oh god help us, sexy sod.
i’m glad that TENET has been postponed two more weeks, but it still sucks for my friends in the third dream layer who now have to wait another 45 years.— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) June 26, 2020
During Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes, my dad leaned over, pointed at the Mark Wahlberg, and whispered "This is so stupid. He's seen Planet of the Apes." https://t.co/Cj0GjEeXGI— Kyle Strahm (@kstrahm) June 27, 2020
I WANT THESE PANTS I WOULD KILL FOR THEM pic.twitter.com/kDBap1aiHe— acrophobia lovebot (@ex_aItiora) June 28, 2020
Jaws shark being transported out of #UniversalStudiosHollywood pic.twitter.com/8mMnfwtaN7— Universal Core (@Universal__Core) June 27, 2020
Baby Orange Cassidy is ready for night 1 of #FyterFest pic.twitter.com/jI7cFQZCqw— Scott Phillips (@phillipshoops) July 1, 2020
ICYMI from a few weeks ago:— The Smiling Sheep (@GwenogFlock) June 28, 2020
Cassie the lamb getting a pep talk before joining the flock for the first time. Her mother Saffron helping too...
(...and no, neither of them are going to be eaten - they’ll live out their natural lives here.) pic.twitter.com/N0f1odoPVM
Koala hug 💕💕 pic.twitter.com/v5CLnX3Jva— Akki (@akkitwts) June 28, 2020
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