If you're wondering why I'm tweeting in 2020 about a story from 2017, count yourself among the lucky, and run away as fast as you can.— Adam B. Vary (@adambvary) July 7, 2020
Are you actually being canceled or can you just not keep up?— Samhita (@TheSamhita) July 7, 2020
ok but what about cancel couture— Sarah Weinman (@sarahw) July 7, 2020
asking the real questionshttps://t.co/l1IRJWHyk1— QC (@QiaochuYuan) July 2, 2020
Masterpiece in visual journalism here by @gracewein pic.twitter.com/okPpQtHksR— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) July 7, 2020
— acrophobia lovebot くコ:彡 (@ex_aItiora) July 4, 2020
Tenet is going to be moved so far backwards that Denzel will be the star of the film. https://t.co/yLDVvZM3fN— Steven Santos (@stevensantos) July 7, 2020
Why won’t Quibi buy my show “Wario Kondo,” where a large man guilts you into keeping a XXL Hard Rock Cafe shirt your grandmother bought for you in 1997 while secretly adding a random trinket to your bedstand that looks like a family heirloom every week for three years?— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) July 6, 2020
Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill?— Jamie “Guys Being Dudes” Carbone (@ThiccSonic) July 3, 2020
George: Two pills, no water
Jerry: No water?
George: No water
Jerry: Cant take a pill without water
George: Never could
Jerry: So what’d you do?
George: I left. I’m not choking down a dry pill
Kramer enters in a leather coat
the funny thing with this tweet is everyone has a different definition of "smartest and most successful people" and "idiots" https://t.co/l9Ypv7RTOe— people, I’ve been sad 🚩🏴 (@ghosttyped) July 3, 2020
Instead of watching Hamilton, please watch this important scene from MONEY PLANE (2020) where Kelsey Grammer explains the Money Plane to pro wrestler Edge. pic.twitter.com/C9QVKZSt7W— Guy Who Loves to Talk Boxing Purse Splits (@BoxrecGrey) July 4, 2020
Inception but it’s just Leonardo DiCaprio scrolling through photos of Marion Cotillard on an iPhone while Pictures of You by The Cure plays— Ray Lewis (@RayLewis1997) July 3, 2020
End it like a Jackie Chan movie with a montage of actors getting taken to the hospital accompanied by a song. https://t.co/3MbfsRdfBu— Steven Santos (@stevensantos) July 3, 2020
twitter is my favorite place to go when I need to find out whether men disapprove of the movies I like— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) July 3, 2020
Mr. Kurowashi, a stoic middle-aged man who has an eagle on his head and carries a plastic bag, is an occasional mascot for the Rakuten Eagles baseball team. pic.twitter.com/npH4BaqOt3— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) July 3, 2020
This remains the best troll in all of tabletop gaming: after years of the two being confused for each other, Steve "Munchkin" Jackson wrote three books for Steve "Fighting Fantasy" Jackson without any indication which Steve Jackson it was. pic.twitter.com/A1Sb2VSYVy— Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound) July 2, 2020
Can't believe it was only just now that I learned the French title of No Country for Old Men is "No, This Country Is Not For the Old Man" pic.twitter.com/yEe00Uqp8I— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) July 3, 2020
Peter’s never had toys...so here he is getting stuck in. pic.twitter.com/vHNm2KlBV6— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) July 3, 2020
Here’s some wholesome content on your timeline for a change 🐱 🐶🥰 pic.twitter.com/cr4vawctzf— Amrith Shanbhag ✊🏽 (@amrith) July 3, 2020
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