direct deposit: $1400
— Deloused In The Cumatorium (@YourLocalEmoDad) March 13, 2021
me at Home Depot: give me the 12ft Halloween skeleton pic.twitter.com/dvO7obINwJ
Idea that needs to happen: UNEARNED jerseys. Force teams that missed playoffs to wear hideous unis of yore. pic.twitter.com/yUO0Nqbg25
— John Hollinger (@johnhollinger) March 10, 2021
Tony Hawk was cursed by a deity to be beloved by all but recognizable to none.
— Rodi is wholesome (@RodiBrown) March 10, 2021
tony hawk literally lives his life like a greek god visiting the mortals for kicks https://t.co/J2zbsX7PwY
— 🌦 (@zemnmez) March 11, 2021
I study a picture of Tony Hawk daily so I’m not one of those people he tweets about if I ever run into him
— kate :) (@kateshaulis) March 10, 2021
gonna open a seafood shop called “the lobstore”
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 10, 2021
Lol. My kid’s catholic school is allowed to eat meat on Friday as long as it’s from the chick-fila truck. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/EW9BWbWdZN
— Juliet Ames (@thebrokenplate) March 11, 2021
how are you responsible for 65 independence days and think there’s nothing wrong with your country
— 534: 🇬🇭 (@PanAfricanJedi) March 9, 2021
This is the best explanation I’ve seen for how mRNA vaccines work! pic.twitter.com/fpkUhbhN1T
— Ben (@be_nMD) March 9, 2021
Hello... Pay attention to me kitty cat! pic.twitter.com/vEiFRBEihj
— 🐐Winston&Thatcher🐐 (@WinstonThatche4) March 9, 2021
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