So, I stepped out into the world today, to get my jab - blinking, 14 months the wrong side of a haircut, scraggly beard, ugly tracksuit, and three stone overweight.— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) March 24, 2021
You know what I didn't need? I DIDN'T NEED the jab to be administered BY AN EX of mine.
*SHAKES FIST AT HEAVENS*
youtube so bold w these double unskippable ads lmfao. y’all will never break me i ain’t gettin da premium— People’s Champ (@3xJab) March 22, 2021
I remember being asked in an interview last year, “would I still welcome my students with customized greetings once they return?” My response remains the same, you don’t have to physically touch a child to actually “touch” a child. #thedopeeducator pic.twitter.com/91TT19fros— The Dope Educator (@thedopeeducator) March 17, 2021
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I ran into my old friend the mirror-fighting bird again, but this time I wasn't in my car so I was able to get closer and film them with some sound, before they went FUCK THIS SHIT and flew off pic.twitter.com/DnaAM6E3VK— foone (@Foone) March 24, 2021
We don’t have a cat pic.twitter.com/KPpHWpXck1— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) February 17, 2021
He’s still here pic.twitter.com/HvAKlTFXm3— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) February 17, 2021
We were pretty sure this was our neighbour’s black and white cat ... But he’s currently sat here and we can now see theirs in their window! We’re going to get him checked for a microchip, thanks to all who suggested that 👍 pic.twitter.com/gapDUWdPlW— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) February 18, 2021
Branch manager ran into a whittle situation while processing a very large deposit pic.twitter.com/zqGkm4za7Q— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 22, 2021
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