Sorry if this is too rough for some of you but— Governor Cuomo? It’s time to guomo.
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) March 12, 2021
I redeployed ZERO women for being pregnant down range.
— Mike Jason (@mikejason73) March 12, 2021
Now ask me how many men I deployed for basketball and grabass injuries. https://t.co/EeYAIDDOqB
*talking on big phone* yeah i got pretty shredded in quarantine. my weighted blanket? just a blanket now
— πππΏπππβ π΄πππ₯πππππ π¬πΏ✨ (@leighalexander) February 25, 2021
Sisquo fun fact -
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) February 26, 2021
At the height of “thong song” popularity - He would perform it at private events, but didn’t sing the chorus. You had to pay extra to get him to say “thong...tha...thong...thong...thong”
My Friday gift to @DrJasonJohnson https://t.co/1tEWlphTj5
Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
— Sarah J (@Trisarahjtops) August 20, 2019
TIL: Bill Booth's rule #2: "The safer skydiving gear becomes, the more chances skydivers will take, in order to keep the fatality rate constant."
— Joseph Flaherty (@josephflaherty) March 4, 2021
— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) March 4, 2021
We launched an investigation to get an answer to this pressing question.
— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) March 5, 2021
New from @bvanhookerhttps://t.co/xvmcQiGSXz pic.twitter.com/4vvBzqAAd8
A puppy and his hamster pic.twitter.com/MmD4BUsEmF
— Animal Life (@animalIife) March 6, 2021
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