Good luck to New York City's 30-somethings in tomorrow's first annual Life-Or-Death CAPTCHA Race, starting at 8 a.m.— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 30, 2021
The race begins at the three stoplights that might be four stoplights.
Thank you 💉💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/6GlH5wjgK2— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) March 29, 2021
Ever Given has reached the Great Bitter Lake and tearfully reunited with its family pic.twitter.com/fQDNZKyFiF— qntm (@qntm) March 29, 2021
Volkswagen is planning to change its brand name in the U.S. to “Voltswagen” as it shifts production toward electric vehicles. A person briefed on the plan said a formal announcement is planned for Tuesday. https://t.co/TKWQGsuXzb— The Associated Press (@AP) March 29, 2021
im literally screaming pic.twitter.com/1oLX0zoQDF— - (@leftistexe) March 28, 2021
Lil Nas X being incorporated into the Culture War is like when Sonic the Hedgehog first got added to Smash Bros— pull out balan wonderworld (@pissGoblin) March 29, 2021
While yall was arguing about Lil Nas, EYE been in the field doing these voter suppression drills to make sure I can get water to the people in line and evade the police in a timely manner. Catch up whores! pic.twitter.com/PVGRgRLlcE— . (@IAMNOTKASZMYR) March 29, 2021
My friend bought a scrying mirror (commonly used in the occult for predicting the future) and walked in to see his black cat standing on two legs and staring into it... pic.twitter.com/h6gtirl1nN— MKB (@MatthewKBegbie) March 28, 2021
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