People need to stop arguing about what is “authentic” sushi this fancy sushiya literally handed me a boiled egg pic.twitter.com/unNVDecvmO— リノ (@rinoaskyes) April 8, 2022
LOL before it came out he was explaining to me “for your last course, I will be giving you an egg” but I didn’t really believe it until I had it in my hand 🥲— リノ (@rinoaskyes) April 8, 2022
Lord Pickles apologises for getting the number of people who died in the Grenfell Tower fire wrong while giving evidence https://t.co/reuXxOJ68q— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) April 11, 2022
I love that billionaire Howard Schultz is roving around the country, weeping and raging because some 25 year olds would like to have slightly less shitty lives.— Adrian (@blagojevism) April 10, 2022
leaving silverlake pic.twitter.com/uTERgV02YE— Jon peltz (@JonnyPeltz) April 11, 2022
History doesn’t repeat but it often rhymes pic.twitter.com/qLsDN29O8b— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 10, 2022
It does, tho ironically this was kind of immersion-breaking because periodically you'd see the ship jump to lightspeed and then stop in an asteroid field. This let you know that bridge training was happening, and that every group "accidentally" ended up in asteroids like you did— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🏆🦇 (@JennyENicholson) April 8, 2022
Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane— Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) April 9, 2022
I’m the nintendo dev that suggested instead of swallowing the car Kirby just sucks on it like a jolly rancher the whole time— Michal (@Miexriir) March 27, 2022
(It used to be "salsa")— 🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi) April 3, 2022
NAZIS JUST FUCKING DIE IF THEY PUT ON A GREEN LANTERN RING. I NEED THIS TO BE A PERMANENT FEATURE! pic.twitter.com/Y4V5VjWQVW— Ashley Talks Comics! (@ComicGirlAshley) April 2, 2022
Elderly cyclists often sustain head injuries in accidents, as many don't like how they look in helmets. To try and change this attitude, students have come up with these helmet covers. https://t.co/qu21CHwuEH pic.twitter.com/pnfq0THKqV— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) April 3, 2022
training pic.twitter.com/3gBDwk3RPd— #1 Isopod Fan (@bedupolker) April 3, 2022
The splendid gold hat from Ezelsdorf/Buch (near Nuremberg). The purpose of this Bronze Age object is unknown. There are four gold hats, three of them found in southern Germany and France, the exact provenance of the fourth is unknown. They are all similar in...1/3#archaeology pic.twitter.com/t7TiBhSJfA— Nina Willburger (@DrNWillburger) April 2, 2022
today was my brother’s bday party. we discussed my brother’s middle name, Arturo (Arthur in Spanish).— Rachy 🦙 (@rachy_) April 10, 2022
Mom: There was a popular Star Wars character loved in Peru named “Arturito,” so we went with that.
Me: WAIT DO YOU MEAN R2D2?!
Dad: Yes, the robot.
Oh my god this is the best comic book subplot ever written. pic.twitter.com/RnUmTYgJig— John (@johnlk_80) April 3, 2022
@livelaughbreathe 😳😳😂 #maldivestiktok #maldives #seaplane #fearofheights ♬ Oh No (Instrumental) - Kreepa
@baesloveipas He believed he could so he did 🥲 #fypシ ♬ I Believe I Can Fly (Radio Edit) - R. Kelly
@rebekahandress my dog stared/wined at my mom until she moved his blanket so he could sit with her (he’s only allowed on the couch if there’s a blanket) #spoiled #dogsofttiktok #greatdane #pupsoftiktok #goodboy ♬ Funny Song - Cavendish Music
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