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Genuinely the most tense, gripping sporting contest I've seen all year. Great sportsmanship at the end too 👏🏾

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— BeardedGenius (@beardedgenius.bsky.social) December 25, 2024 at 4:49 AM

https://t.co/4o3zTkYN89

— Outbreak Updates (@outbreakupdates) December 25, 2024

Later in the article are reports of pet cats dying from raw milk and contaminated pet food

Undersea power cable linking Finland and Estonia hit by outage, prompting investigation https://t.co/e2W5wNM7wB

— Lucas Webber (@LucasADWebber) December 26, 2024

“The Finnish customs service said it had seized the vessel’s cargo and that the Eagle S was believed to belong to Russia’s so-called shadow fleet of aging tankers that seek to evade sanctions on the sale of Russian oil.” https://t.co/YF00kcF1c1

— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) December 26, 2024

NYT write-up

Fox: 2023 1st place Clutch Player of the Year.
DeRozan: 2023 3rd place, 2024 2nd place.
After tonight, Kings' 13 clutch losses now leads the league this season.

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) December 27, 2024

Caleb Williams pointing out the Seahawks 12th man on the field lol pic.twitter.com/t9FeccPK5c

— Dave (@dave_bfr) December 27, 2024

I've never seen a quarterback hold the ball in his wrong hand like that

Magik Frozen Demon MVP screen#MarvelRivals pic.twitter.com/JRg2lx5ONe

— Marvel Rivals - Leaks & Info (@RivalsLeaks) December 26, 2024

$449.44: What a winning bidder on @ebay agreed to pay this afternoon for a signed portrait of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders, who passed away in 1980. pic.twitter.com/rd35UL5Bng

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 26, 2024

the sixth love language is navigating bureaucracy for someone

— frye (@___frye) October 18, 2024

it’s not that simple https://t.co/kWlQAbAzrl

— h (@ipodmacbook) November 10, 2024

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— A meme page to check every time MatLab crashes (@memecrashes) November 10, 2024

Got the team to write out “Game Day” during media day for their graphics. Very happy with how they’re turning out 🥰🎨 pic.twitter.com/FC1wISJxNM

— Ellen Holton (@EllenHolton33) November 9, 2024

THIS IS KILLING ME 😭 pic.twitter.com/sfo0D6dvJ8

— amber ♡ (@tanijrou) November 10, 2024

@nadiaradisa memberi makan inner child 🐨 Ib: @TINA | Solotravel 🌏 #koala #holdkoala #pelukkoala #westernaustralia #cavershamwildlifepark ♬ original sound - Levi

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