SummarizedJust a heads up, if anyone cares: Amazon's Thank My Driver promo is currently active. Go to your app and search "Thank My Driver", click the button, and Amazon will give your most recent driver a $5 bonus at no cost to you. They of course don't advertise this, but it IS active at this time.
— Jessie (@sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social) December 7, 2024 at 2:36 PM
The University is now activating its shelter-in-place protocol. All community members on the Malibu campus are directed to shelter in place in the Tyler Campus Center or Payson Library. Despite any evacuation orders from Malibu city or surrounding areas, the University community…
— Pepperdine University (@pepperdine) December 10, 2024
Pepperdine University students watch the #FranklinFire burn #Malibu from inside the campus' buildings https://t.co/p8n9vJHVCA pic.twitter.com/nzFTiEFYdT
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) December 10, 2024
“My wife just said there was a water drop on our house.”I talked to Malibu city councilman who evacuated + watched Ring cameras all night as flames encircled his home.
— Matt Hamilton (@_hamilton_matt) December 10, 2024
“This is surreal,” said Bruce Silverstein said. “I think I’m in shock right now.”https://t.co/95sjarlT0f
Russia trying to down cargo planes with bombs smuggled onboard: Photos of Birmingham DHL fire suggest device could have downed plane. https://t.co/g7TLY7bDKD
— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) December 10, 2024
somewhere in a jail cell in Pennsylvania, Luigi Mangione is saying "no not Penn State" to a cop.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 10, 2024
im tryna watch the luigi mangione press conference on tt and they won’t stop putting filters on the cops lmaooo pic.twitter.com/KOCdPL9jLi
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) December 10, 2024
Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) December 9, 2024
I kid you not, @itchio has been taken down by @OriginalFunko because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called @BrandShieldltd that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, @iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
— itch.io (@itchio) December 9, 2024
On This Day, We Rise Above Funko Pop
— itch.io (@itchio) December 9, 2024
The site is back up if you haven't noticed
This is not a joke, Funko just called my mom pic.twitter.com/P1ST7DDD2i
— itch.io (@itchio) December 9, 2024
At Funko, we hold a deep respect and appreciation for indie games, indie gamers, and indie developers. We’re fans of fans, and we love the creativity and passion that define the indie gaming community.
— Funko (@OriginalFunko) December 9, 2024
Recently, one of our brand protection partners identified a page on…
Also, for transparency, we *did* take the disputed page down as soon as we got the notice because it's not worth fighting stuff like that. Regardless, our registrar's automated system likely kicked to disable the domain since no one read our confirmation of removal.
— itch.io (@itchio) December 9, 2024
Telling my dog I’m going to the grocery store pic.twitter.com/qM1HPHhGAq
— Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter) December 9, 2024
Imagine being one of Chris Nolan’s sons and watching Interstellar and just going “Oh. Okay.”
— F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) December 9, 2024
Wrong font etcThe bizarre stories to expect from New Jersey politics next year: Rep. Gottheimer, who is running for gov, posted a Spotify Wrapped list filled with Springsteen songs. The state press figured it out it was obviously a fake list, which he then admitted.https://t.co/JI1w2jT7Bo
— Taniel (@Taniel) December 11, 2024
The Masked Singer especiallyFootball is the only time many of us see broadcast television and it is a bizarre window into tv shows I cannot believe have an actual audience
— 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 (@clevelandreaper) December 8, 2024
Yes, I have already filed an open records request for this bible.https://t.co/cihSIZBJ0T
— Matt Brown (@MattBrownEP) December 10, 2024
There has already been pushback from the group of 13 trustees, with input from wider faculty. The investment would overhaul the school’s approach to football; Belichick unsure if the school will meet the demands and is unwilling to negotiate
— Ollie Connolly (@OllieConnolly) December 10, 2024
Kenny: "You think Jay Z or..."
— CJ Fogler 🫡 (@cjzero) December 11, 2024
Chuck: "Probably not a good time right now" pic.twitter.com/Lk4Bx4HpEs
Speaking from my own experience as an AirBnb host, I would absolutely not comply here, not because the bare-letter economics might not be fine for me, but because the guest is strongly signalling that they're likely to be a problem, or even destructive. https://t.co/2dpbo7rIl4
— Kendric Tonn (@kendrictonn) October 27, 2024
Back in the day when I was running a Warcraft raid guild you would regularly get applicants that said they were looking for a drama-free guild where everyone got along and it was the reddest of red flags.
— Arguably Wrong (@arguablywrong) October 27, 2024
He's called Pennywise because he would rather stay in the sewer than a hotel
— josh (halloween) (@oldfriend99) September 11, 2022
if i saw 3 messages id think id posted something i shouldn't have https://t.co/NNddrda4vR
— hannah 🕷️ (@EXPERIMENT0NME) October 27, 2024
Love the fake Lucas Lee posters from Scott Pilgrim pic.twitter.com/zXEFIPLaXR
— Jacob (@JEBermanator) October 27, 2024
One time someone I know ran into John Lovitz on the street and was like “John Lovitz??” To which he replied “Jealous ?!!” I think about that often. pic.twitter.com/oULZrton3R
— M.E🎃 (@Emmys) October 26, 2024
@siriuslysalem Replying to @Papa Smurf?? ♬ original sound - SiriuslySalem
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