Friday, December 20, 2024

Today's news and jokes

@trillprime Do you need a bodyguard?πŸ‘€ @sador.zzz #rihanna #asaprocky #rihannavideo #awg #fyp #viraltiktok #badgirlriri #rihannaedit #foryouu #bodyguard @AWGE @Rihanna ♬ Originalton - David






"billions of dollars in gold are flowing out of Sudan in virtually every direction"





















BTW, did the mayor join in the perp walk as his own top adviser was taken into custody today?

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) December 19, 2024 at 12:28 PM
(The Post's write-up)



















Some readers have zeroed in on this sentence in our reporting: "Reached by text, Lil Wayne made a sexually explicit overture to a reporter and did not respond to questions." I'm going to share the text he sent, but first some backstory...

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— Katherine Long (@klong.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 6:14 PM






btw, g/o media decided kotaku writers wouldn’t be allowed to write their personal game of the year lists because despite them historically doing great traffic, the company doesn’t want you to see kotaku’s writers as people. so here’s what mine would have been:

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— i’m just ken (@shepardcdr.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM






How are the Jets even a real franchise

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— Billy (@billym91.bsky.social) December 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM

Jokes aside this is much worse than the Madden stuff www.nytimes.com/athletic/600...

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— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) December 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM






(Update to the Clippers game I attended--the facial scan billing (or the human involved in the process) charged me for food I didn't buy; contesting was quick and easy, but you have to remember to check)











He finished -42; their new acquisition Scroder finished -34, 2-12 from the field

























@the_.a._team

♬ Monkeyshine-JP - Lt FitzGibbons Men




@andreaspoly THIS IS HOW YOU GET RID OF GARBAGE!! #fyp #viral #comedy #smart ♬ Frolic (Theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" TV Show) - Luciano Michelini




@riley.scull still so worth it 🫑 #formula1 #ferrari #scuderiaferrari #charlesleclerc #carlossainz #f1 #formulaone #austingp #austingrandprix #landonorris #maxverstappen #austintx #usgp #usgrandprix #ln4 #georgerussell #lewishamilton #cota #circuitoftheamericas #oscarpiastri #francocolapinto #liamlawson #drivetosurvive #motorsports ♬ apple x supercut ft lorde - jevan




@ldd2008 Im gonna start greeting people like this #yapper #chihuahua #cuddles ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger




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