Today's news and jokes

Best jersey swap ever 🥹 pic.twitter.com/mcJxJQXlJI

— San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) December 28, 2024

Never forget when Greg Gumbel lost it on air during Charles Barkley’s hilarious uniform washing story lol 😂 pic.twitter.com/h9ZDiezX9B

— Nick Cammuso (@npc210) December 27, 2024

A Shahed factory staffed by Russian teens and female African migrant workers in Foxconn style dormitories is a f****ing wild story https://t.co/kz09eKBqzP pic.twitter.com/pKqB7DTtRh

— Barron H. (@Dunetsk) December 27, 2024

How Fanatics Stole Christmas

Actual gifts people received from @Fanatics this holiday season. 🎅🏻👹

🧵 pic.twitter.com/zklw37p362

— Justin Spiro (@DarkoStateNews) December 26, 2024

Total gamble on quality when you buy from them

My son won our annual King’s Speech Moustache Game. Bragging rights for a year. pic.twitter.com/0UC1FksrM4

— Will Carver (@will_carver) December 26, 2024

This is so cute! @hereticmovie @a24 #aaa24 pic.twitter.com/uxViI663fM

— 𝐋𝐢𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐚 (@lilbajablast_) December 24, 2024

Webstore

in order to 100% Balatro, i spent countless hours trying to find only one joker left to gold-sticker (the fucking OBELISK) and my wife captured the funniest photos of me in RNG despair pic.twitter.com/yPupjpdVa0

— SungWon Cho (@ProZD) December 27, 2024

most relatable joker of all time @ProZD pic.twitter.com/Jz0NdVY527

— NEATO (@NEAT0QUEEN) December 28, 2024

as a youth I thought everybody called weed “hippie corn” but it turns out my family just calls it that cause my uncles grew their weed like this on the family farm https://t.co/QYMZztm72c

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) November 11, 2024

I developed my political awareness in the same way as so many other Millennials: by listening to Rage Against The Machine on the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 soundtrack, followed shortly by the invasion of Iraq

— Sergio Sarcagian, "The Desert Diva" (@crulge.urinal.club) November 8, 2024 at 5:53 AM

Bringing back this classic https://t.co/P4WGc6zuxc pic.twitter.com/95nzsRimv1

— Entertainment Lawyer (@kamroye) November 10, 2024

7yo: "You know how they say, 'two men enter, one man leaves'? What if it was, 'one man enters, two men leave'?" Me: "Where would the second person come from?" 7yo: "He just made a friend in there. In the cave."

— david malki ! 🇵🇸 (@davidmalki.com) November 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM

love it when a church has a miniature model of the church. it’s like their Warhammer

— Hagai Palevsky (he/him) (@dialhforhagai.bsky.social) November 8, 2024 at 7:03 AM

@pubity “How many times have you watched this?” Me: Yes #RoadTo16Million #Pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity

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