Monday, December 9, 2024

Today's news and jokes



















Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

— Bela Lugoatse (@theilluminati.bsky.social) December 7, 2024 at 5:57 PM




















(Lakers better get their act together)





















the hand up for eternity. the fall. I'm dying.

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— Nate Tice (@natetice.bsky.social) December 8, 2024 at 12:15 PM






That face Herbert made there—the Patrick Mahomes did something and now I’m not getting the ball back face—is such a defining mark of this period of football. How many times have we seen that exact look of resignation on great QBs?

— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) December 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM














Obsessed with this old London Underground poster that makes it look like it launches you straight to hell

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— Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) October 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM




the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born, now is the time for little treats

— Spooky Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) October 24, 2024 at 11:37 AM




a squirrel fell from this tree near him ONE TIME months ago & for months since he stops and prays at it each time we walk past

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— caylen (@caylen.bsky.social) October 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
















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