Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Today's news and jokes







7.3, no tsunami











(didn’t elaborate further about the injury but said the pilot was in “good condition.”)



The entry includes the sentence "The 'Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic' as it is called has become a textbook case of collective delusion (not 'mass hysteria' as reported)"--if you'd like to learn the difference









("There will be seven major parties for which Germans will vote. Four of the seven have made official announcements about their Kanzlerkandidaten – candidates for chancellor")



































The featured pic at Wikipedia feels that way too





@kaylajordynlopez #deskshade My desk setup at work is a biiiiiit extra but they said I couldn’t have light covers, no one said anything about a leaf ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ #officehumor #officedecor #desksetup #fluorescent ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger






@thekrystalpalace Zamboni full of chicken fingers and fries?! Sign me up! Only in Vegas #vegas #lasvegas #vgk #goldenknights #vegasgoldenknights #nhl #hockey ♬ MILLION DOLLAR BABY (VHS) - Tommy Richman






@ouchma #dogsoftiktok #fyp #shibainu #wlw #fall #hairtok ♬ original sound - canI






@holycannoliwa Introducing my mom to the puppy she didn’t know I was getting๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒญ #dachshund #wienerdog #hotdog #doxie #doxiesoftiktok #explore #fyp #uniqlo ♬ Animal baby - ไธŠ้‡Ž็‡ฟ






@bogdanaafi Watching them bring him toys to play with is the sweetest thing ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค #boymom #babyanddog #goldendoodle #firsttimemom #8monthsold #goldendoodlesoftiktok #momtok ♬ Stuff We Did (from 'Up') - Piano Version - your movie soundtrack




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