Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Today's news and jokes







"threat after threat, he began noticing a pattern: surprisingly, only a few (4%) came from organized crime groups or cartels, while a striking 29% could be traced to public officials, including mayors, municipal councillors, police officers and security forces"





"In a 2018 legal complaint [his wife] filed against him, [she] alleges that he’d had her involuntarily committed to a psychiatric institution (which quickly released her) and got a restraining order to remove her from their home and separate her from their kids. (In the end, she got custody of all three.) Around this time, [he] started planning a less traditional family. 'I really wanted to have a child that, ultimately, I couldn’t lose in a custody battle,' he recalled."





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I wish there was a gif of that scene from "Everybody Hates Chris" when the dad embarrasses the family by buying off-brand halloween candy - like "Two Musketeers". And "Nickers". I think about it all the time, and I really wish some beautiful nerd would make it for us.

— Kelly Barnhill (@kellybarnhill.bsky.social) November 21, 2024 at 7:43 AM






@bleacherreport Eagles fan Jalen Brunson and Commanders fan Josh Hart going at it on NFL Sunday 😅 (via snyknicks/X) #nfl #nba #basketball #knicks #football ♬ original sound - bleacherreport






@thepabs04 10.12.2024 - We experienced a street take over today at Cerritos, CA. It was such a scary experience knowing the possibilities of what could happen. I know, we have been watching too much crime series/movies but…it was different when you are actually there at the middle of the road vulnerable. Happy to be home safe. 🙏🏽 #fyp #streettakeover2024 #streettakeover #california #cerritosca ♬ Danger - SoundAudio






@lilyj_moran and they scare me every time too #twilight ♬ HELP PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY USING THIS - 🅢🅐🅝🅓🅨






@babythegroomer Every weekend they do this. I think draco knows that in the morninge, if eric doesnt get up before a certain time then its game on. But he doesnt wanna play alone 🥺 #catsoftiktok #cattok #blackcat #catdad ♬ original sound - Elijah 🐩 ♉️🖤✨






@mattheusmir quando as amigas se juntam, mas o fim é triste 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #fyp #comedia #humor #amigas #fazenda ♬ Cena Engraçada e Inusitada - HarmonicoHCO






@golfoncbs “We’re just petting him right now” 🫏 #golf #fyp #donkey ♬ original sound - Golf on CBS




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