Friday, October 30, 2026

Today's news and jokes

































Wow, I wonder how many ""TEMPORARY FLIGHT RESTRICTIONS FOR US GOVT NUCLEAR INCIDENT" there have been.

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) October 29, 2026 at 10:24 AM
("federal inspection reports obtained by News19 show that inspectors had raised concerns about the laboratory's fire suppression system earlier this year")











can’t even imagine how delighted the polymarket guys must be to have their $2.7 million exploit overshadowed a few hours later by one with three extra zeroes

— Molly White (@molly.wiki) October 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM




Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who is legally not allowed to have any managerial role with the company yet still has remarkable amounts of inside knowledge into its goings on, has tweeted that Tether and Circle have frozen around $1.8B (he's just a shareholder, you see)

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— Molly White (@molly.wiki) October 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM








































@sfstandard

Taking the scenic route 🌊 High tides are leading some Sausalito residents to ditch the car and hop in a kayak as a Bay Area coastal flooding advisory remains in effect through Thursday. πŸŽ₯: Eric Thurber

♬ original sound - The San Francisco Standard
































alternate joke: oh i thought y'all were fans of "slow burn"

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 29, 2026 at 10:58 AM








































NFL QBs famously can't handle adjusting to new coordinators, so....











Winthrop at UNC Asheville Women's Soccer had a BEAR DELAY tonight. There were five black bears that showed up to the match late in the first half (college soccer clock counts down). You can see all five bears in the second pic. Two are behind the bleachers.

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— TK from the Paper (@pipedreams.blog) October 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM












































































@byhayleywhite Our flower grandmas were one of my favourite parts of the day πŸ₯Ή #weddingtiktok #flowergirl Video captured by: @createdbygabbs ♬ Bundle of Joy (From "Inside Out") - Piano Version - Clavier & your movie soundtrack








@whimsyandwoe true story bro πŸΆπŸ’§πŸ’‰✨ and yes, her tongue is paralyzed lol. She had dental surgery a few years ago and it never went back in, she cute tho πŸ’– #maltese #seniordog #hydration #hydrate #hydratingskincare ♬ Stayin Alive - Bee Gees




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