Today's news and jokes

found an #osr design guide in my 7yo's bedroom 🙀 pic.twitter.com/jG1vgKcwWL

— Marx "Mother Fish" Shepherd {they/them} (@IAmPhophos) April 21, 2023

can’t have players using the sponsors’ product huh https://t.co/j8d4urhlj8

— kilgore trout, lawsuit time (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 21, 2023

I stand by my actions in New Jersey on Sunday afternoon https://t.co/PmBvPNuaB6

— JJ Redick (@jj_redick) April 20, 2023

His version of events is the ref apologized

What a way to lose a perfect game pic.twitter.com/k9qHOvWvVO

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 21, 2023

"I don't want no problems, gangsta" 😂

KD jokes with Russ pic.twitter.com/jY3Sa67R5x

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 21, 2023

Online media veteran Max (@readmaxread ) Read, still proficient with the cluster bomb https://t.co/5GgenJFPqb pic.twitter.com/UPI7itiPUk

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) April 21, 2023

I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR EMERSON NOT TO RELEASE THIS https://t.co/FubtmOWDBC

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) April 21, 2023

Taking place this weekend at World Equestrian Center in Ocala.@craigtimes @CathySalustri pic.twitter.com/ChFehhdfqx

— Chadd Scott (@ChaddScott) April 21, 2023

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A bunch of VCs begged Elon Musk to let them be part of the Twitter turnaround and now they're reduced to personally hawking Twitter subscriptions like they're Mary Kay products

— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 21, 2023

Wild as hell when people just lay out the time in life they got stuck in. https://t.co/Q5OA6Wamim

— Silent Hill Sheetz Walkthrough (@bombsfall) April 22, 2023

Twitter was outscored by Devin Booker. https://t.co/2Nz11Wvmv0

— Brian Lowry (@blowryontv) April 21, 2023

Every interaction right now pic.twitter.com/lsoub6J38m

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) April 22, 2023

I mean, the thing is, if Northrop-Grumman's CEO was on here promoting Russian propaganda, it would be deemed as scandalous.

If Elon is a Big Boy, then he should be treated by Big Boy standards. If he is not a Big Boy, he should not have a seat at the Big Boy Table.

— Starfish PhDing in Plankton and Salmon Studies (@IRHotTakes) April 21, 2023

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.

— Emily St. James (@emilystjams) April 19, 2023

there is no challenge in the world that cannot be overcome by having a bunch of weird friends

— Emmett Initiative (@Emm_Initiative) April 8, 2023

レッドサイクロン pic.twitter.com/lea5ZlG0ok

— カイツブリ｜Kaituburi (@kaituburing) April 7, 2023

My five year plan? Probably to be myself

— L. Ron Hubbard (@howmuchdoUweigh) April 5, 2023

16 cents.. would you buy it?

Credit: Da_Fett on Reddit#Marvel #MarvelComics #MarvelLegends #Eternals pic.twitter.com/GpFpmTDGk5

— Marvel Legends HQ (@MarvelLegendsHQ) April 8, 2023

My son got nut shot by @The_MJF today. Best picture ever. Thanks champ pic.twitter.com/5sAyFmtyCG

— Tim (@Titanup1983) April 8, 2023

@pubity The way they look at the camera at the end 😭😭😭 (Via: @ViralHog) #pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity

@thedodo In good news...this is the best you'll see today! 🥹 #dogsoftiktok #adopt #adoptabledog ♬ original sound - The Dodo

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