You know you go to the good car wash when it has a recently signed castshot from someone on Small Wonder pic.twitter.com/cBxUhyVd1W
— nick carr // scout stories (@scoutwithnick) January 17, 2023
holy shit this is real?? pic.twitter.com/Wu6ZhbdA2R
— ๐ก๐ฒ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ’๐ต๐ต ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ฝ ๐จ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐ผ (@ass_beaters) April 17, 2023
(Meanwhile, Florida flooding has caused gasoline shortages)BREAKING: rob desantis threatens to route a norfolk southern rail line carrying polyvinyl chloride through remy’s ratatouille adventure unless disney stops serving bud light
— kilgore trout, blue check free since 2003 (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 17, 2023
I am begging scientists to stop with the mythological monster names for Covid sub-variants. pic.twitter.com/P4bgOgNiMX
— Gearoid Reidy ใชใผใใฃใผ・ใฌใญใฆใ (@GearoidReidy) January 6, 2023
If I was in PR / agent to a legend I would pay a lot of attention to the fact that in the past year Hadley Freeman has forced both Judy Blume and Margaret Atwood to issue public statements because their words had been twisted by Freeman's hatred of Trans people. https://t.co/y0swVW2FAB
— Claire Vaughan she/her 〓〓 ๐ณ️๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ฌ (@pixieglas) April 17, 2023
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
— The Midnight Society (@midnight_pals) April 17, 2023
JK Rowling: hadley freeman, your failuresss disssspleasssse me
Rowling: you promissssed me you would deliver margaret atwood
Rowling: instead, nothing but ashess and wind
Hadley Freeman: p-please dark lord
Freeman: one more chance, just one!
the UI for Amazon Pharmacy in the USA genuinely looks like something someone would photoshop for their fictional dystopia pic.twitter.com/9vj56N9uta
— ๐ฆ (@zemnmez) April 14, 2023
hahahah fuck you @nytimes
— Mike Toole (@MichaelToole) April 17, 2023
worthless bastards pic.twitter.com/rgE1rJs9Ez
01.04.23 pic.twitter.com/8Ekj2h83M5
— Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus (@DrTedros) April 1, 2023
The nicest burp cloth pic.twitter.com/u55CQWGKtG
— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) April 17, 2023
https://t.co/rVF1RsiHtG pic.twitter.com/Sn0c2kZnPz
— Neil McNeil (@Neil_McNeil) April 16, 2023
Lots of joking about this, but honestly, I think they should only put lighting in films if it advances the plot. https://t.co/qz3oRemzfl
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) April 16, 2023
You can't tell me these aren't just unsold Ratatouille fanny packs they repainted https://t.co/GsMCqX5W7F
— Rob Yeo (@robjyeo) April 3, 2023
“The Allegory of the Rave” being held in an actual cave complete with projected shadows is the greatest club night concept of all time https://t.co/QSAT3kEbWd
— Cory Schmitz (@CorySchmitz) April 3, 2023
interviewer: your resume says you like being read to
— fredesque (@FredTaming) February 15, 2022
me: and then what happened
@barbielatina69_ Sacramento Giants ๐ #fyp ♬ original sound - LIZ ๐คธ๐ป♀️
@lilybirdsworld How many kids does it take to outsmart a parrot with a vendetta?? ๐คฃ #parrotsoftiktok #lilycockatoo #mortalenemy #hairbrushproblems #funnypets #sillybird #angrybirds #umbrellacockatoo #cockatoosoftiktok #tikflok #birdmomlife ♬ Spongebob Tomfoolery - Dante9k Remix - David Snell
The neighborhood put together pony rides for the kiddos…and a Unicorn showed up. The girls were obviously thrilled. Also, this is an insane photo… pic.twitter.com/nykVIbtjWn
— PITARRA (@NickPitarra) April 2, 2023
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