Feisty undersized PF strikes the chest of opposing C with the sole of his foot, in Game 2 of their first round Western Conference Playoff matchup.
— Dunk Comp (@DUNKC0MP) April 18, 2023
Again. pic.twitter.com/7DAaLiZhll
In case you don't want that particular search in your browsing history https://t.co/3NHjdUukC5
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) April 18, 2023
we have to nationalize spacex because you can't hardly have a discussion about the cool shit they do without people thinking you are an elon slurper. they got a partial success off the first test flight of the most powerful rocket ever made. that's pretty cool!
— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) April 20, 2023
everyone saying that “rapid unexpected disassembly” is a corporate euphemism is missing the joke—SpaceX isn’t hiding when it’s test flights go wrong, it is spending huge amounts of money to show you what happens live
— Tim Fernholz (@TimFernholz) April 20, 2023
But also: "Getting reports from multiple people now of “particulates” raining down in areas of Port Isabel after the nearby explosion of the SpaceX rocket stack". (And this?)Wow. That was really something! The entire building was shaking! Enormous levels of competency at SpaceX. https://t.co/w13Ytj9rGx
— John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack) April 20, 2023
("It's hard to overstate just how drastic Tesla’s price cuts have been over the last few months")No more Tesla’s for us. We’ll stick to selling trucks. (Please don’t cancel us)#TSLA #TSLAQ@ZachBBCAN11 pic.twitter.com/SRXhqKml8S
— @thetrucktown (@thetrucktown) April 17, 2023
use this image wisely https://t.co/OARKrNnLgP pic.twitter.com/5FswlG887V
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) April 19, 2023
he offers that too https://t.co/mkKy1HYHTF
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) April 20, 2023
Writing was on the wall when their traffic was revealed to be the product of one random teen cranking out quizzes for funWhy is Jonah Peretti still in charge of BuzzFeed? pic.twitter.com/5m3byt9Iu7
— Jim Dalrymple II (@Dalrymple) March 15, 2023
we always say Twitter isn’t real life, which okay, mostly true. but TikTok is so beyond real life it’s like running a sim on a civilization game for 100 millennia, you check in and suddenly all the peasants are making lasagna with grapes or something
— Cruelest Month Appreciator (@scratchbomb) April 19, 2023
lol Democratic presidential candidate, RFK Jr's, announcement on Twitter spaces is dominated by GOP influencers and operatives. pic.twitter.com/yTOSXq1Dnn
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) April 19, 2023
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
— the prince with a thousand enemies ♂️ (@jaketropolis) April 19, 2023
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business." pic.twitter.com/0h6kvJLsy0
The pro-Trump conspiracy theory paper, The Epoch Times, is now sending pieces from its religious founder, from whom it usually distances itself, in news alerts. Seems unlikely, but I wonder if they're winning MAGA souls to Falun Gong this way ... pic.twitter.com/A3L0NG3bSP
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) April 18, 2023
Yessss an Epoch Times global beauty pageant. pic.twitter.com/zfk11Tgfjh
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 19, 2023
starting to worry that Grogu can’t talk yet because Mando refuses to enroll him in school
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) April 20, 2023
Happy 77th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne. pic.twitter.com/ns2dPEp7L7
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 19, 2023
My brother in law gets up early with the baby and has been going through Deep Space Nine so I also have pic.twitter.com/1HlGcSae27
— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) April 16, 2023
Nope. 5K a day. Love to my brother @OfficialSting! 😎 ✊🏿🫶🏿 https://t.co/sHdjd0UZEy
— LOVE (@Diddy) April 5, 2023
I sculpted a public display once, and had to run a year round sunlight simulation to make sure that the shadows didn't accidently cast a cock shaped shadow.
— Wetterschneider (@Stretchedwiener) April 5, 2023
When I suggested this to the team, that was when they knew I was the right guy for the job.
throw back to when @alpivictoralpi stuck his finger in my coffee at the height of the pandemic. pic.twitter.com/AugtDVXeYU
— Meredith 🧠👎💥💫 Laxton (@mer_det) November 10, 2022
5yo truly loves to park herself in front of some renaissance painting and say “what’s THIS story” and then you have to be like, “okay so this is the story of Susanna and she was just trying to take a bath in this lake and then these creepy old guys kept looking at her”
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) April 4, 2023
I think this Calvin & Hobbes panel is the funniest drawing Bill Watterson ever did pic.twitter.com/io89WNZhUt
— 고모 Gamer Abby Denton (@mizabitha) April 4, 2023
obsessed with le creuset’s dramatic new color reveal pic.twitter.com/e1y3GcYY5C
— Rachel Karten (@milkkarten) April 18, 2023
@tashabraziliano My dad is so done with me 😭 he even used my government name 🤣🫠 #gymtok #gymfunnyvideo #gymhumour #gymmotivation #gymrats #parentsoftiktok #gymfunny ♬ original sound - DJTalonOfficial
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