🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak’s police escort now consists of actual officers running beside his car… as well as pedal bikes pic.twitter.com/5TrNo2HXyt— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) April 24, 2023
Something inherently funny about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this" https://t.co/usdFEkpNlj pic.twitter.com/uqZCKc0ale— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) April 26, 2023
how is this legal pic.twitter.com/qhNZv6XUlx— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) April 26, 2023
turns out adorable cartoon creatures such as “scuttling aquatic cockroach” and “a fish with hair” are not in fact adorable when rendered realistically https://t.co/vK7hQ23u79— kilgore trout, blue check blocker (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 26, 2023
the problem with the realistic design is that he doesn’t look sentient. there’s no light behind his eyes. this doesn’t look like someone teasing her friend, it looks like someone doing animal cruelty https://t.co/Kz0xknNBHC— LeTÁRd Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) April 27, 2023
Shit like this is specifically why Twitter used to have the verification system in place. https://t.co/J4LK7mQ7s8— Oliver Alexander (@OAlexanderDK) April 26, 2023
Chinese state TV is running fake news about Erdogan’s health. One wonders, why? pic.twitter.com/TTDpPz2Xj8— Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) April 26, 2023
Twitter is now full of “verified” accounts called “Terror Weiner” saying things like “BREAKING: According to sources the President of Turkey has shit himself to death”— Oz Katerji (@OzKaterji) April 26, 2023
wow. @Esqueer_ posted screenshots of tweets by verified users supporting the murder of anyone who helped children transition. twitter removed the tweets AND any evidence that they ever happened, including her screenshots.https://t.co/Ba1ohBuqTy pic.twitter.com/zT5lNWcBDE— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) April 26, 2023
Somebody at Twitter decided to delete my tweet about the FAA grounding of the Starship program.— Christopher David (@Tazerface16) April 26, 2023
Most likely Elon.
twitter blue is like paying to lower the basketball hoop and forcing everyone to watch you still miss— jo (@whatsJo) April 26, 2023
It really is getting worse at an accelerating rate in a myriad of ways. Inconceivable that someone who doesn't already have a well-established follow/block/mute list could join the service and find it useful. Please send a Bluesky invite my way if you have one, so I can add it to my collection of alternate sites.
In God Emperor of Dune, Leto II knows that the end of his millennia-long reign will usher in an era of wild growth in human potential known as the Scattering. In this essay about the future of decentralized social media I will—— Jason Goldman (@goldman) October 31, 2022
("A source in the officiating industry told the Hotline that the departing officials viewed the Big Ten as an enticing opportunity — the difference in salary isn’t believed to be substantial — and a chance to separate from ... the Pac-12’s vice president for officiating.")
News: #Pac12 FB officiating faces uncertainty in 2023 after top referees bolt for the Big Ten:https://t.co/BhQK1v0Y1j@footballzebras had it first— Jon Wilner (@wilnerhotline) April 26, 2023
From Audi FB group.. a real @CARFAXinc pic.twitter.com/OYumRRm8ih— Patrick Min (@PatrickBMin) April 13, 2023
when I was at The National in Abu Dhabi we had an autocorrect in our CMS that converted foreign currencies into UAE Dirhams, and one time an editor missed it and led to a print headline about the rapper 50 Cent that called him Dh1.83 https://t.co/vJ9eND7fyf— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 27, 2023
Huh pic.twitter.com/y5wytFFjAU— Ryan Barwick☕️ (@Ryanbarwick) April 15, 2023
See another instance where Jerry is wrong about fashion...the stripes rule https://t.co/pQfXxhQ2u3— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) April 14, 2023
The steps he goes through to create that stealth-chili-serving-suit...
watching a german Twitch guy stream Nathan For You to like 10 followers. he said "alright he is trying to sneak chili to hockey game" and pondered "i don't know why that is so important to him"— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 15, 2023
@kaylynlemaire Teaching in 2023 be like…. #teachersoftiktok ♬ original sound - Kaylyn LeMaire
@megankuzelka This was years ago and we still come back to look at this photo from time to time. She is beauty, she is grace 💁🏻♀️ #heunderstoodtheassignment🤷🏼♀️😝 #understoodtheassignment #photoinspo #photoideas #sheisbeautysheisgrace #stunning #humbled #fyp #foryou #fypage ♬ original sound - phonographicmaterial
(Cuscus that deserves a better home, probably)
@rockxiiying น้องคืออะไร #สัตว์โลกน่ารัก ♬ เสียงต้นฉบับ - ying_kanok
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