2. "USDA Investigating Possible Plastic Sabotage At Poultry Processing Plant"
3. "Now that the world's chess information isn't limited to a room full of index cards in Soviet Russia, anyone can look up what anyone else does, and anyone's published games can be mined for errors and improvements."
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Future AlphaGo versions will maximize chances of winning by seducing its opponents' spouses. Hard to plan moves while saving your marriage.— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) March 13, 2016