Whenever I don’t know what to say in a potentially awkward social situation, I take inspiration from the Duke of Gloucester. pic.twitter.com/njpUUH1HIt— Michael Worrall (@mikeyworrall1) June 29, 2018
You... want to... hide in plain sight on the steps? Sure... roll stealth.— βππ€π₯ππ πππ ππ₯ππ§πππ³️π (@CastleMacSteven) June 30, 2018
Rogue: Rolls a 20. pic.twitter.com/IUltr8pPqk
The introduction of Weapon II, a squirrel with all the powers of Wolverine, including his ability to utter catchphrases. From The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Vol. 2 #6 (2016) pic.twitter.com/yu4SezbAPQ— Keshet. Golem Girl, Maid of Clay (@ayellowbirds) July 1, 2018
At a wildlife rehab facility I met two crows that said, "caw" in a human accent. They said it like a human reading the word "caw" aloud. The tech shook her head and said, "they're making fun of us. People say 'caw' to them all day, so they've started impersonating us." I <3 crows— CryptoNaturalist (@CryptoNature) June 30, 2018
Noggin bonked by errant first pitch: https://t.co/auXsgJUM6J pic.twitter.com/qlYFFzDHUL— Deadspin (@Deadspin) July 1, 2018
when u have guests over for dinner it’s an absolute power move to just make up appliances. yell from the kitchen, “honey where’s the garlic thumper” and ur husband or wife can yell back “it should be right next to the wine gun” and ur friend will be like “wtf i want a wine gun”— π₯old tomπ₯ (@YuckyTom) June 30, 2018
The Cavaliers made everyone with floor seats sign deals this February that would lock them in for the next three seasons.— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 2, 2018
I have never come across a sign that I was more eager to obey than this one. pic.twitter.com/rpKQKGPAdE— Rob Beauchamp (@robeauch) July 1, 2018
Won this sticker from a park ranger and it’s the most metal thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/4ZrH862lTN— Noelle Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) July 2, 2018
This is the cutest shit ever. pic.twitter.com/ZgdmQgKW1p— A.B. (@Uptgyal) July 1, 2018
I’m so confused pic.twitter.com/NOaZmSu5Zf— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 2, 2018