Schrodinger's douchebag: A guy who says offensive things & decides whether he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him— Sally Strange (@SallyStrange) August 22, 2014
Whenever I’m outside Maddie never lets me go unsupervised. Here’s proof pic.twitter.com/6LeVm5RSNN— milk (@mike_taddeo) July 6, 2018
Gotta up that Twitter game pic.twitter.com/rSR99apFvm— Max Burns (@themaxburns) May 21, 2018
New Coke was a false flag to clear the way for replacing sugar with corn syrup in normal ("Classic") Coke https://t.co/hXXwmucYcT— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) July 8, 2018
ways to explain the big house needed for your horror story:— hxc frontman stage banter (@bombsfall) July 3, 2018
- protagonist is rich
- protagonist works at house
- house is cheap
- house is inherited
- house was small but grew
- protagonist is very small
good morning! in kindergarten, my teacher called my parents because i saw a picture of two bunnies touching noses and i said “get a room.”— ~ taylor ~ (@tayIorjw) July 6, 2018
The Polish historian & political scientist Jerzy Targalski remained completely unruffled during our interview when this happened👇🤨🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/4dLi16Pq1H— Rudy Bouma (@rudybouma) July 7, 2018
Anxious about death at age 3, I asked my parents if, in heaven, we’d be in the same cage (?) and if there would be grilled cheese https://t.co/EqPa1wlufW— Kim O'Connor (@shallowbrigade) July 8, 2018
I know she’s feeling better because she’s back in her drawer pic.twitter.com/T2pjeI1qGG— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) July 9, 2018
Georgetown got new, Patrick Ewing-sized chairs. 50% for the head coach’s comfort, 50% to make reporters feel small pic.twitter.com/WEaYDgP15W— Ava Wallace (@avarwallace) July 9, 2018