therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?— Spooky Skoog (@Skoogeth) October 9, 2018
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
just realized one of my reusable grocery bags says "EVERY DAY I'M BRUSSELIN'." got a picture of brussels sprouts on it. i genuinely did not know it said this. i have never read the side of a 99c shopping bag in my life. have people been thinking i did this on PURPOSE? jesus— GRave SashSLAYED 👻🔪 (@_sashayed) October 10, 2018
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always— No Dana, only Zuul Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
Tag yourself, I'm pic.twitter.com/RMpF801lNF— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 11, 2018
I remembered the time that I wanted to dress as “cotton candy” for Halloween and handmade my costume pic.twitter.com/5t8PvYp7Df— Aarin The Shark (@AarinTheShark) October 11, 2018
I saw a guy on the train in kyoto who I thought was dressed super cool. I took a picture and told my girlfriend "I hope I can dress that confidently some day"— brandon sheffield (@necrosofty) October 12, 2018
She was like... Is that a joke? You're wearing the exact inverse of his outfit. (see second pic)
I like what I like! pic.twitter.com/2F0M7GN3S0
— In Nicoled Blood (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 13, 2018
did you know that the doors on gatwick express trains sometimes spit out water at face height when they open? I did not know that until this moment— Video Nashety (@avoiding_bears) October 12, 2018
mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge— tom (@TommySobiesski) October 10, 2018
when i die, my funeral will be a runway show where the people carrying my coffin are all wearing designer and when they open the coffin, everyone will gasp, see its empty, turn around and my body will strut down the aisle and lay down in the coffin. applause. then im buried.— justine (@biticonjustine) October 6, 2018