Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) October 8, 2018
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
Virgil, the creator of the first mid-credits sequence https://t.co/quxwmhBFwz pic.twitter.com/g5tTr32kzH— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) October 9, 2018
ME: What if I have a robotic arm?— ...Let the Right Justin (@Staggfilms) October 9, 2018
PRIEST: God will make you whole again in Heaven.
ME: But what if I really love my robotic arm?
PRIEST: God will grant you happiness.
ME: Can God give me two robotic arms?
PRIEST: Please, I beg you, others are waiting to use the confessional.
remember, every time you board an airplane that's a huge opportunity to go viral— Steve Hely (@helytimes) October 9, 2018
haha holy shit Richard Linklater directed this new ad. "If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass." https://t.co/dbRZM8RugE— “Andrew Kirell” is my Halloween costume (@AndrewKirell) October 9, 2018
When you are daydreaming & somebody ask you a question pic.twitter.com/oa2pL1lGSn— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) October 9, 2018
Wtf is this pic.twitter.com/afS3gaWxFF— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 9, 2018
this aarp mag definition of bitcoin is amazing?? pic.twitter.com/5xr1I7of35— Julia Rubin (@juliarubin) October 10, 2018
Flying out of Salt Lake City where there’s a huge Doterra conference.— Austen Allred (@AustenAllred) September 23, 2018
TSA isn’t letting people carry on the thousands of dollars of essential oils they bought while here and airport security is mass chaos.
I keep a photo of the Lindt chocolate inspector on my desk to both inspire me to do great things and to keep me grounded pic.twitter.com/GLPsDGI7Fq— Adamned Koford (@apelad) October 7, 2018