For sale, Hemingway novels, never read.— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) July 23, 2013
[my funeral service]— John Darby (@mrjohndarby) April 2, 2018
my widow: he will surely be remembered for being such a terrible liar who faked his own death several times..aaand there he is at the back in the stupid big hat. i'd like to apologise to everyone here once again
BEST NEW CHARACTER OF 2018 GOES TO SPIDERS-MAN pic.twitter.com/6yWmaRcnsW— Carousel of Regress (@itsstillalex) November 9, 2018
— ✊🏿Black Aziz aNANsi✊🏿 (@Freeyourmindkid) November 10, 2018
the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us— Amy Carroll (@Carroll_Amy_) November 9, 2018
Walked past an apartment and saw GBBO on the TV and a person on their couch with a blanket and small dog on them and was like quit bragging?— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) November 8, 2018
I spend 75% of my day figuring out what time I should leave by.— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) November 10, 2018
LISTEN UP COWARDS: THIS IS HOW A REAL MAN EATS HIS PIZZAS pic.twitter.com/E3CpkZlQ12— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 11, 2018
Incredible insight about Chandler Jones in #AZvsKC pic.twitter.com/aVLmsdAF8S— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) November 11, 2018
Crawl on screen during Bobby Petrino’s coaches show announces the breaking news that he has been fired. (Via @KySportsRadio, @SouthernbeLLSU) pic.twitter.com/6ZOrsJoP4d— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 11, 2018