easily the most terrifying breed description pic.twitter.com/K5mYBMpc8x— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) February 13, 2019
"Hey, dad, guess what your grand-daughter wants to be when she grows up?"— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) February 12, 2019
"I'm guessing Experimental Paradoxist."
"Expe- How did you know?"
"I spent my youth trying to not get killed by her adult self."
"Oh. Well, she gets timetravelling from her mother's side."
When you’re being tailed by a tiger 🐯 DUCK! pic.twitter.com/WuQf8Gouda— Carl Zha (@CarlZha) February 13, 2019
"The original script had Vincent's professional name as "Vincent Collateral", and there is a deleted scene that confirms this" holy shit— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) February 12, 2019
please enjoy 46 seconds of my rabbit claiming the cat’s bed and my cat attempting to muster the courage to confront him about it pic.twitter.com/aJvy0neOKD— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) January 26, 2019
Not feeling that good, I went for a nice peaceful lie down.— sophia (@pangopup) February 13, 2019
It would be, anyway, except... pic.twitter.com/yREXYc22gs
Now that the Forward is canceled my family has to keep up with important Jewish news through word of mouth pic.twitter.com/McjV3exaWX— Gevalt-left (@crookedroads770) February 14, 2019
Once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful daughter. Now it happened that he had to go and speak to the King, and in order to make himself appear important he said to him, "I have a daughter who can spin straw into discourse."— Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) February 14, 2019
NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day 💋💋💋 pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019