easily the most terrifying breed description pic.twitter.com/K5mYBMpc8x— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) February 13, 2019
"Hey, dad, guess what your grand-daughter wants to be when she grows up?"— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) February 12, 2019
"I'm guessing Experimental Paradoxist."
"Expe- How did you know?"
"I spent my youth trying to not get killed by her adult self."
"Oh. Well, she gets timetravelling from her mother's side."
"Uh-huh."
When you’re being tailed by a tiger 🐯 DUCK! pic.twitter.com/WuQf8Gouda— Carl Zha (@CarlZha) February 13, 2019
"The original script had Vincent's professional name as "Vincent Collateral", and there is a deleted scene that confirms this" holy shit— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) February 12, 2019
please enjoy 46 seconds of my rabbit claiming the cat’s bed and my cat attempting to muster the courage to confront him about it pic.twitter.com/aJvy0neOKD— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) January 26, 2019
Not feeling that good, I went for a nice peaceful lie down.— sophia (@pangopup) February 13, 2019
It would be, anyway, except... pic.twitter.com/yREXYc22gs
— Star Trek Writers (@StarTrekRoom) February 9, 2019
Now that the Forward is canceled my family has to keep up with important Jewish news through word of mouth pic.twitter.com/McjV3exaWX— Gevalt-left (@crookedroads770) February 14, 2019
Once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful daughter. Now it happened that he had to go and speak to the King, and in order to make himself appear important he said to him, "I have a daughter who can spin straw into discourse."— Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) February 14, 2019
NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day 💋💋💋 pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019