Don't know how I missed this earlier in the week but it's perfect! I was in Grand Central Station yesterday and there were thousands of women in the same coat and I felt like I was in a Hitchcock movie!! https://t.co/P6jK3ssbVV— katie rosman (@katierosman) February 21, 2019
YES it is disgusting, NO I do not recommend, YES I stopped after realizing that if it caused a heart attack my parents wouldn't even be able to start a campaign in my memory to stop people from dying in the same way because no one else would ever be stupid enough to try it— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) February 21, 2019
he has my arm I can’t work pic.twitter.com/MQaYAn480h— Becca 💛 ECCC Q8 (@rfarrowster) February 21, 2019
he keeps licking my wrist while I stamp prints 😂💕 pic.twitter.com/DV4YDnDV7w— Becca 💛 ECCC Q8 (@rfarrowster) February 22, 2019
14 Years Ago, Batista Gave The Thumbs Down To Triple H! pic.twitter.com/LUZwG61DNf— Brian The Guppie (@briantheguppie) February 21, 2019
I like to hope that my depression struggles with ME.— Imperator Gastropoda (she/her) (@DarcyLRoss) February 19, 2019
"Aw shit, she's taking her Vitamin D supplements AGAIN."
"Noooo, not an 11 minute morning yoga video, this is going to set the tenor of her whole day!"
"FUCK she saw a really cute crustacean. Pack it up boys, let's go home."
My general vibe is “Charlie Brown if the therapy more or less worked.”— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 21, 2019
I’m reading and enjoying The Marriage Plot and then I came across this sentence that just baffled me. Does Eugenides not know what a sunset is? Do I not know what a sunset is? What is happening? pic.twitter.com/1vhIarmnIa— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) February 22, 2019
There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."— Rōb Fëė (@robfee) October 4, 2016
Lunch time arrived and I ran to the science classroom to start prepping for the Science Club! When I got there I was excited to see lots of new members. After about 10 minutes the teacher told me that I was an hour early and interrupting her class. https://t.co/YqNp3IFMJs— Josh Reich (@i2pi) February 22, 2019
D&D is happening in my apartment and I can overhear a lot of fake italian accents— tom schwartz’s transition lenses (@rachelmillman) February 22, 2019