tfw you go to eat your hallway pizza and get told you’re in the live shot pic.twitter.com/ppkq9PJraO— Mike Uehlein (@MikeUehlein) February 27, 2019
waiter: so what would you guys like to order?— incorrect patrochilles quotes (@wrongptrchlls) February 27, 2019
achilles: can i get a millshake with two straws?
patroclus, blushing: aw that's so cute
achilles: [puts both straws in his mouth] watch how fast i can drink this
Daisy will always watch me put dry shampoo in so i figured i would show her what it’s like 😂 pic.twitter.com/ev9BuzFoTl— Casey Holmes (@itsbl0ndie) February 27, 2019
I know a lot of you are only just now learning about Matthew Calamari, so here is his incredible appearance on the live finale of The Apprentice season two in 2004 pic.twitter.com/Ci0qF8kkgj— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) February 27, 2019
Scour me, pic.twitter.com/SmIQSwoSww— Russell Brandom (@russellbrandom) March 1, 2019
I can totally see this 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6WDk53ctLM— A. Elizabeth West (@DameWritesalot) February 28, 2019
This is almost verbatim that bit from the Simpsons: "Mayor Quimby released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor." https://t.co/WZ8vvHO2Pl— S L Ö T H M Ö T H E R (@CaseyExplosion) February 28, 2019
thanos was a champion for human rights across the globe who fiercely promoted the dignity and rights of all people. We’re proud to honor his legacy with a resolution creating the thanos Human Rights Commission.— squid training (@NatsSquid) March 1, 2019
*watching Marvel movie*— Martyn Wendell Jones (@martynwendell) February 28, 2019
*leans over to wife*
That's Theranos
hamsters are wild pic.twitter.com/ybMkiXsHX5— Soundz (@ItsSoundz) February 28, 2019