My annoying ass being annoying then getting shocked when someone actually gets annoyed. pic.twitter.com/jxwKpcTdXC— Ben Hall (@MrBenLHall) February 12, 2019
here it is. here's Farm Egg pic.twitter.com/vEGQp1U3T5— Brian Lee (@BrianLeeWow) August 31, 2016
Further marvels from the Holy Land this morning: 'That bloke in front hasn't closed the boot properly on his carpet. Oh...' pic.twitter.com/Yqg83GbQkj— lucyinglis (@lucyinglis) February 14, 2019
The Knicks have canceled Latvian Heritage Night, scheduled for Feb. 24, with Latvian native Kristaps Porzingis is no longer on the team. pic.twitter.com/oiaU8ghba7— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 14, 2019
This AMC has an members only line for ordering popcorn and that’s so messed up. Like you’re in a special fucking club for paying 10 dollars for popcorn. pic.twitter.com/jZvhebfqXH— chris person (@Papapishu) February 15, 2019
aww look, they each got a turn in the middle pic.twitter.com/ykSoopHxX1— Anna Fifield (@annafifield) February 14, 2019
Turns out London Vampires and a crew of morris dancers have booked out Nunhead Cemetery on the same day this year. And the beef is on sight. pic.twitter.com/UgqalzDift— Francisco Garcia (@Ffranciscodgf) February 13, 2019
Bruce Wayne killed his own parents in crime alley for the inheritance prove me wrong— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) February 14, 2019
excited to be entering my second decade of using the term "Kafkaesque" without ever having read Kafka. i will never stop and i will never be caught.— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) February 13, 2019
Making everyone at the eye doctor uncomfortable by repeatedly asking how many centimeters dilated I am— Cara Weinberger (@caraweinberger) February 14, 2019