Me: “Look but don’t make it obvious.”— Christian D. Harris (@chrxstianh__) February 13, 2019
My friends: pic.twitter.com/z4g4Vu5Inh
“What you can’t see is me hugging Johns impressive thighs.” —@DomsWildThings #EpisodeIX pic.twitter.com/KlhgKPQyg2— sleemo (@sleemo_) February 15, 2019
I do this for a living and I think I still might need a decoder ring pic.twitter.com/g8tYrUIYuQ— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) February 15, 2019
wait a minute what if he's just really tiny. what if he is one of the noble borrowers https://t.co/6Xjp131srE— Whitney Reynolds (@whitneyarner) February 15, 2019
My great-grandmother had a room filled with nothing but several hundred antique dolls, which I found out when I was 3 or 4 and accidentally locked myself in there.— K͓̮̠̍̐̇̑͛̆ͅȀ̹̭̰̥͔ͫ͌͗IT͍̪̹̜̿̿ͫ̇̒L̳̪̓ͨ̒̃I̍ͭͤ̾̽̿̍N̐ͥ (@caitidh) February 15, 2019
February 15, 2019
The only international trade deal that I would care about is one that voids the need for those giant papery long tags inside cheap Forever21/Zara clothes— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 15, 2019
Today the writer’s room I’m in went to a sex shop for research. The showrunner asked one of the workers if she had any weird/funny stories from working there and she said “Yea I have loads of stories that you can know if you bring me on as a consultant”— Dewayne “Not Dwayne” Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) February 14, 2019
SHE IS MY 2019 MOOD!
Very similar to how The Police tried to trap Sting in the '80s. pic.twitter.com/J5vi5MQPpq— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) February 14, 2019
Preston Crown Court just now:— Julian Druker (@Julian5News) February 15, 2019
Judge Beverley Lunt: "Is this the Ross from Friends case?"
Joe Allman, prosecuting: "It is The One with the Doppelgänger, your honour." (PA) pic.twitter.com/tDJYyhg1UX