when you have to stomp out the face in the snow so your surveillance camera stops texting you @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/hW2vJmXGhD— Kyle McDonald (@kcimc) February 25, 2019
New favorite thing is the baby saying “proud of you” when I complete regular tasks— Dad (@fivefifths) February 22, 2019
Your morning reminder that freshly minted Oscar winner Nick Vallelonga's next movie is called THAT'S AMORE, and in it, a man meets a woman named Patti Amore. https://t.co/ABTK84hj19— Linda Holmes (@lindaholmes) February 25, 2019
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
I’m gonna kick this ball.— Idle Fantasy (@IdleFantasyPod) February 25, 2019
*rolls D20*
20: Obama catches the ball. “We should hang out” he says.
1: The ball flies through window of passing ambulance, lodging under brake pedal. Everyone looks at you. Ambulance disappears into very deep river.#IfLifeHadRolls #DnD
I can't stop watching this pic.twitter.com/NjXLFO0B3V— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 25, 2019
TSN has 14 people in their main trade show studio, not even enough chairs pic.twitter.com/iGoxD10jsu— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 25, 2019
— K (@kayladoing) February 24, 2019
i always tell gracie she has to play it cool with guys and she never does pic.twitter.com/2LIyCZHjkc— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 25, 2019
So you wanna be a bull rider? Hard pass (h/t @Ben_Jones88) pic.twitter.com/zVkHIsMup7— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 26, 2019