Me and my girls outside the club at 4am trying to figure out what a Nissan Honda focus looks like pic.twitter.com/0FWvUZdWCe— Summer, Silver🦋 (@Abalisah) February 20, 2019
[playing Monopoly]— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) February 22, 2019
MY SON: I wanna be the trash can!
MY WIFE: That’s a thimble.
Love my office: someone has posted the Wikipedia entry for Tragedy of the Commons by the snack cabinet. pic.twitter.com/6sClr6iuM8— Lane Greene (@lanegreene) February 22, 2019
watching youtubers and instagram models pose and gesticulate in front of paintings at the broad is better than almost all of the art here— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 22, 2019
Manny Machado signs with the @Padres is now a #TOPPSNOW card -- with a limited relic card available of the table cloth used at the conference. Collect these cards here: https://t.co/k55J8tPePl pic.twitter.com/JbIh3qKh7Z— The Topps Company (@Topps) February 22, 2019
I know this month has broken me because I can’t stop laughing about this. I loved obstacles courses in PE as a kid and I just know that I’d go home and be like “mom, I escaped slavery! I was so fast!” https://t.co/8v2E0Vdm5c— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 22, 2019
One strange little quirk in the cultural fossil record of the late '10s will be all these movies and shows where a character suddenly and kind of inexplicably just disappears.— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 22, 2019
the man next to me at this airport bar just sent at least 30 cry laugh emojis to a person in a text while he sat stoically drinking a heineken— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 22, 2019
In high school I used to skip classes to go to other classes. https://t.co/5vF8i3yCON— Rabbi Ruti Regan 🏳️🌈♀🇺🇸 (@RutiRegan) February 22, 2019
In 5th grade I bonded with a kid over how we both watched Friends and I was like “we should both go home and write a paragraph each about our favorite character and then present them to each other” 😩😞 I would like to take this opportunity to apologize https://t.co/sNi2L0ckvT— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) February 22, 2019