Here’s my audition to be your dead wife pic.twitter.com/4n2GSQR7Od— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 26, 2019
How quickly we have all forgotten the big cow— Pat from Hampden 🐙 (@DrRockt0pus) February 26, 2019
It was 2 on 2 pick up game to 30. Had 10 pts, dropped 10 dimes and grabbed 12 boards cause they were bricking. #dothemath https://t.co/tN7RyRuD45— Ice Cube (@icecube) February 24, 2019
WANTED: Old racist white man to drive me around to my comedy gigs. In return I will teach you about racism and cornbread. After you learn everything, we will sell our story to Hollywood. Please DM Your resume and fav racial slur. Thank you. I’m repped by WME.— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 26, 2019
In elevator to office. Of course I’m thinking what happens if all of us are transported to another dimension and we are the only ones in this dimension. Who’s the hero? The villain? Always writing. pic.twitter.com/YEybV0cg5W— Christine H. Lee 🐓💨 (@xtinehlee) February 26, 2019
My words are being misconstrued. Yes, obviously, I think we should do something about Gorthamûz the Unholy, whose shrieking sword separates flesh from bone, soul from flesh, and lashes the meat husks to his chariot made of sinew. But how are we going to pay for it?— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) February 26, 2019
when i had my wisdom teeth taken out i was put into twilight sleep and afterward apparently demanded that they put on pornography instead of the video about post-procedure care— pete segall (@petesegall) February 26, 2019
Wait... does Dean Ambrose always wear two belts??? pic.twitter.com/y5pkx6YXaF— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 26, 2019
PUSH the talking trash can is out and about in Backlot pic.twitter.com/lV280tMmOL— ED92 (@ED92live) February 26, 2019
Yes there was a llama on the MAX, TriMet confirms, but there shouldn’t have been https://t.co/AR686XN2B9 pic.twitter.com/b9NhdpBMfa— The Oregonian (@Oregonian) February 26, 2019