it’s time to go on a run pic.twitter.com/ikPsagVTL7— patrick (@redford) August 18, 2019
In Silicon Valley, $3 million will get you Tumblr or this modest three bedroom family house. pic.twitter.com/uRa6PRbrD5— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 12, 2019
my tween brother and his tween friends have a group chat where they all pretend to be office workers??? they send each other stock photos of people in offices and make their own niche memes???? they’re so powerful— g a b y (@gabydvj) July 31, 2019
they made a floor plan and assigned themselves fake names this is incredible pic.twitter.com/2bD2zqrGbn— g a b y (@gabydvj) July 31, 2019
Lost: a green leather pen case, containing a Montblanc ballpoint pen and an ordinary pencil. I'm particularly attached to the pen, because I wrote His Dark Materials with it. If anyone finds it, I'd appreciate a tweet.— Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) September 25, 2018
Today I wore a jacket I hadn't worn for two years. In the pocket I found my green leather pen case containing the pen that wrote His Dark Materials ... I knew it would come back to me.— Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) June 26, 2019
I needed a laugh before bed and it was just delivered via a friend who is a mortician, who offered to help her friend tie his tie but could only do it if he was lying down. pic.twitter.com/yL2jEEB5Jl— Leena (@LeenaVanD) August 18, 2019
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Hey can I clean my glasses on your shirt? Mine is tucked in— Avery Springer (@av_springading) August 17, 2019
Me to a straight couple: So who’s the unreliable narrator and who’s the killer?— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) August 19, 2019
9 kittens born. I was taking pictures, trying to capture them all. Decided to make a video instead pic.twitter.com/Dii9M08f8P— DAILY KITTEN (@DAILY_KITTEN_) August 22, 2019
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