A new day, a new friend 🐧✨ pic.twitter.com/1PmPEHP5Yx— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 24, 2019
I was trying to do sit-ups and the baby vulture decided I could use some extra resistance. Or encouraging coaching? He mostly stomped around and stuffed his face into mine.— Foxfeather Zenkova (@foxfeather) August 22, 2019
What you do, human?#babyvulture#birdtwitter pic.twitter.com/1d32NkEjaS
I may have changed my mind on these uniforms. pic.twitter.com/1QMfEBpDAz— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) August 24, 2019
Im serious...... pic.twitter.com/YHvdfbkrO7— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) August 24, 2019
When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?— Amir Talai (@AmirTalai) August 23, 2019
There was a cute bug on my train and instead of freaking out everyone in my subway car just took turns holding it. New York is the dumbest and I love it. pic.twitter.com/sk6YtW5u0V— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 22, 2019
Remember in Spiderman 2 when Spiderman's mask came off and your man was like "It's just a kid" and it was Tobey Maguire looking about 46?— 😡 (@EmtLarkin) August 21, 2019
Brutal! pic.twitter.com/P6kthGd6Qt— Nick Younker (@NYounker) August 20, 2019
Becoming one of those brane geniuses who thinks I’m going to build a cryptocurrency polyamory island staffed by robots in the middle of the ocean, and that the world’s blue-water navies will just leave us alone— Connor Wroe Southard (@ConnorSouthard) August 23, 2019
One word this video... pic.twitter.com/7H4nAQvekx— Attractive Nature 🌿 (@NatureAttracts) August 22, 2019
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