This woman giving it ALL to the selfie cam on the train is SENDING ME pic.twitter.com/i3JoSPKj3I— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) August 17, 2019
I don’t dress up for people, I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by the store window.— ♡ (@plainful) August 17, 2019
If other people announced jobs like sports creatives... pic.twitter.com/IgVP1iTzmQ— PettySportsDesigner.psd (@PettySportsDsgn) August 13, 2019
In the early 21st century it was customary to entomb the dead with all their unread browser tabs which, it was believed, they would finally have time to read / listen to / play.— JP (@vectorpoem) August 12, 2019
objectively by far the funniest story of me getting back into dating again is one time i was cuddling with someone and i said, “i think for a skinny dude i’m pretty comfy” and then she replied “do you really consider yourself skinny”— kris pissedofferson (@JoshhTerry) August 11, 2019
favorite passenger of the day award goes to the 8yo in First Class who said “gucci” when i gave her her anti pasti plate— ampersandria (@ampersandria) August 14, 2019
The weirdest unplaceable migroaggression I’ve experienced at work was when the owner of the tech company I worked for kept assuming I was a vegetarian. It was very well-meaning but bizarre.— hot tub of despair (@borkmore) August 17, 2019
Increasingly convinced everyone is bad at social media, except Guy Fieri. pic.twitter.com/gqhJnuBkg2— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) July 26, 2019
Please do not season the pigeons. pic.twitter.com/MUUwAEEQBE— Barry Harper (@barryjohnharper) August 17, 2019
UPDATE: The squirrel ran onto the crowd, leapt over the wall back into the field, then finally found a home pic.twitter.com/GWjHSzqgS2— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) August 21, 2019
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