School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff https://t.co/rtX32xihoN pic.twitter.com/aXvpPWZNGu— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 27, 2019
Why do we still use the expression "phoning it in" when making a phone call is now the most difficult thing a human being can possibly do— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) July 5, 2016
Mindhunter actor who plays Ed Kemper guesses he saved about a thousand dollars on his car by purchasing the vehicle in character. https://t.co/RHMZX9R87c pic.twitter.com/rItiITnQJK— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 27, 2019
I need a Mindhunter dinner cruise meet n greet immediately— artful dodger (@kateemick) August 27, 2019
Absolutely the best photo from the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride (Lori M. Nichols | NJ Advance Media for https://t.co/SFZxRuc8PY) pic.twitter.com/od7CDrz3QB— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) August 27, 2019
This is a really good addition to my collection of photos of totally incomprehensible parking signs pic.twitter.com/QF8iCTrIKW— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) August 27, 2019
daughter: can i keep the night light on?— infinity + 1 (@stuckinaportal) August 27, 2019
me: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? use your head, sweetie
and to think i almost started reading a book instead of checking twitter— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 27, 2019
a couple that owns a tugboat have been emailing me for several years, including me in mass invites to parties and cruises on their tugboat. i finally broke down and wrote them back that we do not know each other. i enjoyed imagining their itinerant tugboat life from afar— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) August 27, 2019
A stray cat sneaked into the Leningrad Zoo and befriended a lynx. pic.twitter.com/cCslSRQUxi— Blakey (refollow) (@luvsiege) August 26, 2019
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