Praying that this high school sophomore from Louisiana becomes a high profile college recruit...what a name! (H/T @SouthernbeLLSU) pic.twitter.com/2WZjhB4zcg— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 28, 2019
Last night a common street cat sang to my distinguished gentleman cat as he sat in the window and I FORBID THIS ROMANCE.— Shane Madej (@shanemadej) August 27, 2019
My cartoon for @WIRED today! 🍪 pic.twitter.com/7aayCNJAov— Ellis Rosen (@EllisRosen) August 28, 2019
Best Demonstration of inertia ever 😍 pic.twitter.com/C37tcoZtfM— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) August 26, 2019
Look, if I don’t get to test my rabies vaccine at least once, I’ll feel like I wasted my money.— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) August 28, 2019
a tropical storm BEARING MY MOTHER’S NAME is heading for the beach where my dad is supposed to get married this weekend— Meaghan O'Connell (@meaghano) August 28, 2019
If you’re willfully ignorant you should refrain from showing it during virgo season.— 💘 C͎u͎p͎i͎d͎ 🐮 (@venusiansol) August 26, 2019
my dream dinner party guests are bob ross’s three wives— anna borges (@annabroges) August 27, 2019
My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m— Sonya Huber (@sonyahuber) August 27, 2019
Hey @PopeyesChicken please tell us more about your font “Chicken Sans.” I’m dying to know. pic.twitter.com/XDE31IKGKY— Bea (@bealund) August 27, 2019
Yeah, kids are great but have you ever had an apple? pic.twitter.com/HAagBJUSOO— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) August 28, 2019
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