I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup pic.twitter.com/gDcrGcjG13— Anicca🧪 (@13adh13) January 23, 2016
That feeling when you miss your uncle Slut. pic.twitter.com/WTCwIZweuB— elizabeth catte (@elizabethcatte) August 17, 2019
JRR Tolkien: The high elves would sing their song lamenting the passing of the age in such circumstances— Randal Carlson (@randal_carlson) August 15, 2019
Reader: no
JRR Tolkien: and it went
Reader: No
JRR Tolkien: something, like this
It’s bad French. It’s trying for “limes d’ongles” and correct would be “limes à ongles.”— Josh Roby - Amazon BS Ambassador (@joshroby) August 14, 2019
Twitter is basically the Cannes film festival for TikTok videos— Hamza (@oihamza) August 14, 2019
don't worry if you didn't get the numbers you were hoping for on your 'funny' a-levels tweet, many people i know did terrible a-levels tweets but have gone on to amass thousands of followers— Ed Jefferson (@edjeff) August 16, 2018
Squad pulls up to the party like pic.twitter.com/co6qr5BkUP— Harjot (@hsingh29_) August 12, 2019
I didn’t think this auto insurance ad could get better but I clicked on it and it totally did pic.twitter.com/F8TQ82IgJy— Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy) August 15, 2019
[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”— Sam Saulsbury (@SamuelSaulsbury) August 6, 2019
A bit late to the party, but these service dogs learning how to accompany their owners to the theatre has just made my day. pic.twitter.com/wB2eAV8q1f— Mike Philpott (@mikephilpott) August 17, 2019
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