I was feeling really bad today but I must have done something right. pic.twitter.com/Ubwol2v2yb— Heather (@heathhhbarr) August 4, 2019
Me: if it's a boy let's call him Barry— john (@mrjohndarby) August 2, 2019
Waiter: good evening
Me: good evening Barry
Uhhh, this bird is a seriema and it thinks those balls are eggs and is thus attempting to break them open on the hard ground but unfortunately the only thing she’s shattering are her dreams https://t.co/xCsZO5IVGN— Dustin Growick (@DustinGrowick) August 3, 2019
open for a surprise pic.twitter.com/FGJly81zLw— ‘ (@bichosmemes) August 1, 2019
do you ever think maybe cats just had human faces in medieval times— the england hater (@iggigg) August 3, 2019
Oh please. No one is clutching a rosary because you are a goth. We're the original goths. But I'll say a rosary for you anyway. ☠️ https://t.co/TXFRy0HwRO— Sr. Theresa Aletheia (@pursuedbytruth) August 2, 2019
Man: Doctor, I'm depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel, and I feel all alone— Heaven Knows I'm Friz Frizzle Now @ EdFringe 2019 (@FrizFrizzle) August 3, 2019
Doc: Treatment is simple. Go see Pagliacci the Clown, he's in town tonight
Man: But Doctor, YOU'RE Pagliacci
Doc: Can I put you down for four tickets
Patient: I'm so depressed— AlexWattsEsq (@AlexWattsEsq) August 3, 2019
Doctor: You must see the great gladiator Spartacus, he's in town tonight.
Patient: But doctor, I'm Spartacus
Doctor: No, I am Spartacus
Apparently a penguin is called a Business Goose" in Chinese.— YellingStella (@yelling_stella) August 3, 2019
This is the best thing I've ever learned.
is he missing? or did they just want to show him off? pic.twitter.com/7GdPTKQybS— sarah hunt (@sarahspeachy) August 1, 2019
i could watch this all day long— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 6, 2019
(chadkelly IG) pic.twitter.com/1LtF1PIjSe
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