And for the actresses:— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) January 14, 2020
TV actress
Singer/actress
TV newscaster
Novelist
Underground railroad operator
the story telling in this graph is great pic.twitter.com/cFi1imo6t7— aismallard (@aismallard) January 11, 2020
It's early 2004 and a group of executives are awaiting the quarterly numbers. Sales of Jenga went up, the chart says. The CFO starts to clap but stops himself. "Never forget," someone whispers— Andrew Kessel (@Andrew_Kessel) January 13, 2020
i bought a fern that was simply described as “large” and i did not know what the fuck i was getting myself into pic.twitter.com/91TdduRzCF— riley (@RileyRLeight) January 12, 2020
ok FAQ: it was grown indoors. they sold it to me because they needed the space. yes i know you can split them. most of the advice people are giving is wrong so please stop giving it. no i will not name it, put googly eyes on it, or continue moving it around my house— riley (@RileyRLeight) January 13, 2020
To everyone asking thank you I’m totally fine broke a bone in forearm & didn’t even realize or go to doctor for 3 days, like fifth bone I’ve broken - but check out these language options at the urgent care clinic thinking of going full Beowulf pic.twitter.com/yL38gI6tpv— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) January 13, 2020
My brother put eye emojis on a dust bunny and I love this creature more than I can explain pic.twitter.com/Bv75tBh0Hg— ✧πΈπππππ✧ (@morguerat2) January 12, 2020
My man Hamburglar at the Sony Open pic.twitter.com/qwqVeA4Yos— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 13, 2020
I spend much of my life setting elaborate snares to ruin the life of my hated enemy, future me.— Pinboard (@Pinboard) January 13, 2020
This is what dinosaurs have become. pic.twitter.com/WAhrNgmPwr— Klara SjΓΆberg (@klara_sjo) January 11, 2020
Wholesome content alert π¨— Chelsea Hetherington (@chelsea_hetho) January 12, 2020
2-year-old Rusty the dog shares a drink with a friendly Koala on a hot day in Ashton, South Australia. #AustralianFires
π· Danielle via @abcadelaide pic.twitter.com/kozhO9JUZB
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