just asked my mom if this new pair of mom jeans i got look good and she goes “no. but they seem like they would be popular in your community” my WHAT— clem (@lividgoth) January 7, 2020
in Year 7 sex education our teacher made us write down all the “naughty” words we knew, so he could read them out and prove they weren’t funny. To this day the image of a 60 year old man solemnly reading “boobies, anus, hand job” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) January 10, 2020
I'm sure I saw someone suggest that the sequel should be Daniel Craig as the same but then all the other actors playing new characters and I'd watch film after film of that.— Orbette (@orbette) January 10, 2020
I just innocently told my wife that for the past 8 years I’ve thought it was okay to put bobbles and hair pins in the bin if they’re just left lying around.— Pete Otway (@PeteOtway) January 10, 2020
Holy shit. What a moment.
when i have a bad day i watch this video of domhnall gleeson accepting an award fo his dad then it becomes good pic.twitter.com/0QpsyZ9mdj— hind (@r1zahmed) January 9, 2020
slytherin: looks like we’re gonna win the the house cup :)— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 10, 2020
dumbledore: would be a real fucken shame if i gave 8 billion points to gryffindor for harry making his bed
dumbledore: A REAL SHAME
Whenever someone dies and I don’t want them to be dead I tell myself they’re in the mountains training with Brandon Lee.— Greg van Eekhout (@gregvaneekhout) January 11, 2020
As a bat biologist I just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super-sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. Now that we've used high speed cameras on them, turns out they crash into each other all the time. Bats are cool.— Dave Hemprich-Bennett (@hammerheadbat) August 21, 2019
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