me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses— spacegirl darklingbeetle (@iamspacegirl) June 14, 2019
— Pokemon Center Reviews (@ReviewsPokemon) January 22, 2020
If you feel at any time like your job sucks, spare a thought for these two Thai policemen who had to re-enact a couple having sex in public.— Jerome Taylor (@JeromeTaylor) January 23, 2020
(Re-enactments are a big part of Thai police investigations for some reason)https://t.co/ziZAth8Hdo
this girl had “artist” in her tinder bio so i got stoked and asked her about it and she said she’s a sandwhich artist cuz she works at subway— milk (@milkinhisbag) January 22, 2020
Girl i dated had an outside cat who really liked me & one day when i went out for a smoke there was a bird heart placed on the wall where i usually sat. Cat was scoping me to see if i liked my gift so i did that move where you pretend to eat it so she didnt think i was ungrateful— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 22, 2020
There’s a particular type of house in suburban Omaha that people (including my mom lol) love to point out appear to have the word “poop” on them.— Brandon S. (@brampersandon_S) January 23, 2020
Is this the architect’s subtle commentary on modern suburban-style homes yes or no pic.twitter.com/4lxxxI1hBW
There's so much to unpack in the Kansas K-State brawl but we should take a moment to appreciate the Jayhawk staying in character to solemnly cover his mascot eyes and look away because he can't bear to watch pic.twitter.com/1Z4RFDI7KH— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) January 22, 2020
Name me one good reason not to buy this iPod case on Wish pic.twitter.com/6N0lXiohWI— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) January 22, 2020
McDonald’s All-American Girls Game Roster Named. I have a new favorite player: TREASURE HUNT! pic.twitter.com/M77LThkShv— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 24, 2020
大きい猫ちゃん pic.twitter.com/tpmJRaTBZx— もふもふ動画館 (@mohu_Movie) January 23, 2020
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